If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[jbeardo1]

Breaking into the seal enclosure

And id do it again see!!!!!

 

[Taegul]

Stolen valor. Impersonating a Navy SEAL.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Stealing Oreos

 

[Taegul]

Stealing the milk.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Stealing the fake, Walmart Oreos

 

[Taegul]

Stealing the Almond Milk. Take all ya want. It won't be missed.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Noisily sucking on whole almonds while saying "I'm gonna milk this nut"

 

[Taegul]

Genetically engineering almonds to have nipples.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Illegal monopoly of the almond nipple market

 

[Taegul]

She illegally formed a cattle union to counter the almond milking industry. PETA did not approve.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Union busting

 

[EyesOnHers]

She illegally formed a cattle union to counter the almond milking industry. PETA did not approve.

Prodding the cattle in inappropriate ways.
I don't care if Peter approved it

 

[EyesOnHers]

Union busting

Wouldn't be arrested.
A pink horse chilling in a park is no crime

 

[danjtoy]

The crime of being too beautiful.

 

[Taegul]

Horse graffiti. Spray painting horses is wrong. PETA is pissed again.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Impersonating a lawyer for PETA

 

[jbeardo1]

Stolen valor. Impersonating a Navy SEAL.

The true crime was i was just a very dark purple

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

He stole an otter from the zoo

 

[beachlights44]

Hit and run