If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[LizVegas79]

Kayaking in the wrong direction

Taking too long to decide which arresting officer to suck off first?

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Taking too long to decide which arresting officer to suck off first?

Teasing without a license?

 

[jasonmason]

Kayaking in the wrong direction

Causing traffic jams everywhere she goes, because everyone has to stop and look at her.

 

[cruise14]

Taking too long to decide which arresting officer to suck off first?

Anal sex in public

 

[LizVegas79]

Anal sex in public

Projecting his own fantasies onto others

 

[jasonmason]

Projecting his own fantasies onto others

Being too beautiful.

 

[cruise14]

Projecting his own fantasies onto others

You know you like it

 

[ydahecnot]

Starting a Scientology church

 

[emmy_christina]

^^^^ being to bright and sunny

 

[LizVegas79]

^^^^ being to bright and sunny

Rocking those stockings

 

[Trekka]

Rocking those stockings

Arson: setting my dirty mind on fire.

 

[ponydriver]

Arson: setting my dirty mind on fire.

For stealing razors.

 

[jainarain]

For stealing razors.

Driving the getaway horse

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Driving the getaway horse

I would hope it would be a combo-plate of trespassing while looking into my window, along with indecent exposure.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I would hope it would be a combo-plate of trespassing while looking into my window, along with indecent exposure.

Buying up all the eggnog and making a get away on his pet llama.

 

[jameslewis]

Buying up all the eggnog and making a get away on his pet llama.

For littering, leaving a trail of spiciness and sass behind wherever she goes.

 

[ponydriver]

For littering, leaving a trail of spiciness and sass behind wherever she goes.

For stealing all the Lit hearts.

 

[blazin24]

For stealing all the Lit hearts.

Riding naked on her horse.

 

[HotVox]

Riding naked on her horse.

With a name like that, I have to go with Arson.

 

[Misshotndeep]

With a name like that, I have to go with Arson.

Attacking a Gammer Nazi for trying to fix her name.

 

[ImSinister]

Attacking a Gammer Nazi for trying to fix her name.

Felony Teasing

 

[jasonmason]

Felony Teasing

Illegal display.

 

[AKS]

Illegal display.

Urinating in public

 

[walkingeagle]

Urinating in public

Teasing--

 

[pissaladiere]

not obeying the daily catch limit