If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island
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RossieOregon
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Decide whether we should split the last piece of steak or I eat it all.
BlackCaramelCreme
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I would use him as my guinea pig to perfect my massage techniques.
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I'd determine how many licks it takes to get to the meltaway center
Taegul
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How the hell should I know? I swear I've been on this God-forsaken piece of shit island with Papadoc for like 6 years now! I just want to go home! I miss my family, I miss my friends, I miss pizza, I miss beer. Ok, I really miss beer. 
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How the hell should I know? I swear I've been on this God-forsaken piece of shit island with Papadoc for like 6 years now! I just want to go home! I miss my family, I miss my friends, I miss pizza, I miss beer. Ok, I really miss beer.
Papa is my island castaway survivor. Git off and git yer own!!!
Papa and I would make flower baskets for hungry bums. Prettier baskets means more money for beer.
Oh ya, T and I would have angry sex. A lot.
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Apparently I've been voted off the island!
I will have my revenge!!!!
Get off after sex. Revenge isn’t as sweet as cheese!
Taegul
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I'm starting my own church on this island. The Born Again Virgins. Repent your sexually deviant ways, Literotica! Fornicators will burn for all eternity! Repent before it's too late!
Oh, by the way, we'll be serving punch and pie after the service. NO! Not that kind of punch! Sheesh!
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curvyangel1969
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Make the natives our minions and plot world domination.
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Iceprincess12
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On my knees all day and night? Maybe. You know I don’t like pie. Just feed me cream.
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I would be hard pressed to try and escape said island.
Asian_Flower
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I think we would have the best time! Surely some sexy sailors would eventually come and save us...right?
rubydlite
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Ohhhh...I'd make my own paper journals for you to log your local flora
good4u2
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I think I would not spend any time trying to be rescued!
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Ultimate frisbee
Using coconuts to play American football....I would cop a feel of the biscuits (buns) upon tackles...
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I would make a notch on a tree, then add one every day until she would have sex with me.
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Throw banana’s down the hallway
weisseKaninchen207
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Why are these bananas so hard and flat like thi- auuugh! Where did that banana come from?
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Asian_Flower
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Try your banana next time. It’s probably not as hard.
Did someone say Banana?
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