If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[papadoc19]

we would try not to piss each other off

 

[Iceprincess12]

Make delicious mud pies, mud burgers, mud dogs and a variety of mud desserts. I sill wouldn’t let him in the hut with muddy paws.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Make delicious mud pies, mud burgers, mud dogs and a variety of mud desserts. I sill wouldn’t let him in the hut with muddy paws.

I guess for starters we would fish for food and make a hut out of tree branches, bamboo and huge leaves lol

 

[Iceprincess12]

I guess for starters we would fish for food and make a hut out of tree branches, bamboo and huge leaves lol

A practical survivor! You may come in handy.

*starts a to-do list

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

A practical survivor! You may come in handy.

*starts a to-do list

I would hope I come in handy.. Lol

Now I have to figure out what I would use as a fishing line and hook..

 

[Iceprincess12]

I would hope I come in handy.. Lol

Now I have to figure out what I would use as a fishing line and hook..

“Be a man...” my new way to start sentences and motivate him to feed me grapes.

We would make thinking caps. One for each day of the week, clearly labeled to help with his handiness.

 

[RossieOregon]

“Be a man...” my new way to start sentences and motivate him to feed me grapes.

We would make thinking caps. One for each day of the week, clearly labeled to help with his handiness.

We'll just chat away while waiting for a fishing boat to rescue us.

 

[Iceprincess12]

We'll just chat away while waiting for a fishing boat to rescue us.

Tell each other scary ghost stories, drink hot cocoa and make s’mores.

This is an all expenses paid deserted island!

 

[ImSinister]

Tell each other scary ghost stories, drink hot cocoa and make s’mores.

This is an all expenses paid deserted island!

Survival of the fittest . . .

 

[Iceprincess12]

Survival of the fittest . . .

Hi Sinister. I cheat, fair warning.

Use our best lines on each other and realize we suck at lines.

 

[ImSinister]

Hi Sinister. I cheat, fair warning.

Use our best lines on each other and realize we suck at lines.

Use our big . . . . brains to make a coconut powered car

 

[seth6138]

Use our big . . . . brains to make a coconut powered car

it be the end of civilization as we know it

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Give him the biggest boobsquishing hug and then make shelter, fish for food, cook, make a fort protecting myself from his Charming ways...

 

[Iceprincess12]

it be the end of civilization as we know it

He would assist me with a handstand by holding my breasts so I don’t suffocate.

 

[13Fantasies]

He would assist me with a handstand by holding my breasts so I don’t suffocate.

Build a boat out of coconuts

 

[Falleinger]

Build a boat out of coconuts

Team up to defeat the Malay pirates the next island over, take their gold, and liberate their beautiful, barely dressed and very grateful pirate wenches.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Team up to defeat the Malay pirates the next island over, take their gold, and liberate their beautiful, barely dressed and very grateful pirate wenches.

I would have him get rid of the bugs in our shelter!

 

[Falleinger]

I would have him get rid of the bugs in our shelter!

If I couldn't get away from my job by getting stranded on a desert island, I'd find a good, sturdy Tarzan swing vine and hang myself.

 

[Taegul]

I would announce a game of 'Tag' and promptly tag him. Then I would declare the game over and celebrate being undefeated Tag champion of the world.

 

[weisseKaninchen207]

I feel bad now inviting him over for a beer and Monday Night Football. I assured him that my experiments into the aggressive nature of gerbils was well under control and locked up in the basement. Now the basement door has multiple gerbil sized holes and we're stuck here on my kitchen island with only a rolling pin and a frying pan for defense. Gettin' thirsty now, but at least we can still see the game. Now... if we can just... reach... the... refrigerator... door.

Don't look in their eyes, man!!! The EVIL RED EYES!!

 

[Taegul]

I would take his LSD away from him and toss it into the ocean.

I feel bad now inviting him over for a beer and Monday Night Football. I assured him that my experiments into the aggressive nature of gerbils was well under control and locked up in the basement. Now the basement door has multiple gerbil sized holes and we're stuck here on my kitchen island with only a rolling pin and a frying pan for defense. Gettin' thirsty now, but at least we can still see the game. Now... if we can just... reach... the... refrigerator... door.

Don't look in their eyes, man!!! The EVIL RED EYES!!

 

[papadoc19]

Clear the jungle to build an airstrip

 

[Taegul]

Clear the jungle to build an airstrip

I still think Ginger and Mary Ann are here somewhere. Let's double date.

 

[curvyangel1969]

I still think Ginger and Mary Ann are here somewhere. Let's double date.

Weave nets out of palms and play volleyball with coconuts. Create zen gardens in the Sand.

 

[Hornblende]

Weave nets out of palms and play volleyball with coconuts. Create zen gardens in the Sand.

I too would want to play with her coconuts.