If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[QuietCanadian]

I'd be disappointed that she's straight.

Build a fire, or find other ways to keep warm.

 

[numeniusa]

Build a fire, or find other ways to keep warm.

Remind him that there's no need to keep quiet

 

[TongueLust]

We would sit by the ocean naked and drink coconut juice.

 

[13Fantasies]

We would sit by the ocean naked and drink coconut juice.

I'd bring her coconut juice so I could see her naked.

Alternately, I would rub coconut oil all over her

 

[Taegul]

Set up a net between 2 palm trees and play some one on one volleyball. We'll have to use a coconut for the ball. This might get painful.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Set up a net between 2 palm trees and play some one on one volleyball. We'll have to use a coconut for the ball. This might get painful.

Make our own tv show staring island fruit. We’ll call it pimp n’ride. First episode will be banana’s. I’ll pimp ‘em out and Thundercock will ride ‘em.

Wondering how to pimp a banana? Watch the first episode and see.

 

[Ginmill72]

Make our own tv show staring island fruit. We’ll call it pimp n’ride. First episode will be banana’s. I’ll pimp ‘em out and Thundercock will ride ‘em.

Wondering how to pimp a banana? Watch the first episode and see.

Drink whatever liquor we have and tell jokes.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Drink whatever liquor we have and tell jokes.

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

Make our own moonshine. I promise the jokes get funnier after 3 drinks.

 

[HBergeron]

Make cocktails, and put some of that ice in them.

 

[Taegul]

Build giant sand castles, then play Godzilla and tear them all down.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Build giant sand castles, then play Godzilla and tear them all down.

Give each other hot sand massages, then spend the afternoon finding every last grain.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Give each other hot sand massages, then spend the afternoon finding every last grain.

enjoy each others company and hope rescue is a bit delayed

 

[Taegul]

Roshambo island championships. Best 4 out of 7 wins.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Yell “I am Groot” to each other while throwing rocks. The first one to score a hit gets to cook coconut meatless loaf again. The loser gets to sip Mai Tai’s and search for pretty seashells.

We encourage you to be less than you can be.

 

[Taegul]

I'd turn her into my own personal sock puppet.

Yell “I am Groot” to each other while throwing rocks. The first one to score a hit gets to cook coconut meatless loaf again. The loser gets to sip Mai Tai’s and search for pretty seashells.

We encourage you to be less than you can be.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd turn her into my own personal sock puppet.

Bad Thundercock!! You know my mouth doesn’t open that wide.

Practice breast enlargement exercises so he’ll never look me in the eye again.

 

[Taegul]

You have eyes? I never noticed before...

I'd hold an auction and sell her off to the richest cannibal. She always said she likes to be eaten...

Bad Thundercock!! You know my mouth doesn’t open that wide.

Practice breast enlargement exercises so he’ll never look me in the eye again.

 

[Iceprincess12]

You have eyes? I never noticed before...

I'd hold an auction and sell her off to the richest cannibal. She always said she likes to be eaten...

Re-enact real life crime stories. First up...Lorena Bobbitt

Don’t worry, I play a Dr on tv

 

[Taegul]

I'd build a sailboat for us to escape, but I'll need something to act as the actual sail. Can I borrow your bra and granny panties please?

Re-enact real life crime stories. First up...Lorena Bobbitt

Don’t worry, I play a Dr on tv

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd build a sailboat for us to escape, but I'll need something to act as the actual sail. Can I borrow your bra and granny panties please?

You’ve never hit the nail on the head, but I’ll patiently wait while you build our boat. If you think my granny garments will help you work, I’ll let you wear them.

 

[Taegul]

You’ve never hit the nail on the head, but I’ll patiently wait while you build our boat. If you think my granny garments will help you work, I’ll let you wear them.

Meh, forget about the boat. I'll just call for help with this free iPhone I got from one of the other threads on Lit. Totally legit, of course, and now...*****saving!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Meh, forget about the boat. I'll just call for help with this free iPhone I got from one of the other threads on Lit. Totally legit, of course, and now...*****saving!

Well I was greedy and I clicked it 10 times. I’m waiting for my free phones as well as 9 free friends to share them with...

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Well I was greedy and I clicked it 10 times. I’m waiting for my free phones as well as 9 free friends to share them with...

We're going to form our own tribe, and war against the others, until we rule all that we see.

 

[Violetvixen1]

We're going to form our own tribe, and war against the others, until we rule all that we see.

Things would get real weird real fast! Lol

 

[hairball18]

Things would get real weird real fast! Lol

We would live in a one room, one bed hut.