If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[Taegul]

I would ask him to approach those very friendly-looking and not at all cannibal-looking island natives with the shrunken head necklaces and spears if they have a phone we can borrow.

 

[Xerxes82]

I would ask him to approach those very friendly-looking and not at all cannibal-looking island natives with the shrunken head necklaces and spears if they have a phone we can borrow.

And I'd go talk to the cannibals and tell them he comes from a family well known for being both nutritious and delicious.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’m sure he would avoid me at all costs. I would be too busy surviving and bathing naked in the lagoon to care.

 

[marriedbigrl]

Hmmmm, a nice naked afternoon in the lagoon sounds nice and relaxing!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Sounds like a fun way to wait for our rescue...(having cleared that large S.O.S. you made out of rocks on the other beach earlier.)

 

[Taegul]

Ok, so the plan with the nice cannibal natives didn't work out so well. I guess we could cut down trees to make a huge S.O.S. sign on the beach. Just make it look good. We don't need any planes ignoring us because they thought it said 5.0.5.

Representing Albuquerque out here in the middle of the ocean...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Maybe we could populate the island....

 

[Xerxes82]

I mean, sure rescue sounds nice. But really, what's the rush?

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Meander along trying to figure how the hell we could possibly populate the island.

 

[Jeb56]

We wouldn’t be starting a real estate agency.

 

[Jake0126]

We would build an amazing tree house

 

[Chillygirl]

We could have some epic bonfires

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Search the island for buried treasures.

 

[TomTeacher19]

We would paint some lovely ocean scenes

 

[PicassosPleasure]

We would paint some lovely ocean scenes

Picasso, being a painter of pleasure, is curious to know what those scenes might be?

 

[Taegul]

I say we build a golf course for the native cannibals and give them something fun to do besides trying to cook us all the time.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Damn good point! The thread instructions never said anything about possible inhabitants.

 

[latecomer91364]

I'd take photos with my camera out of focus and say they were by Monet.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

(Now he was my favorite!)

I would ask him what all he thought we should do.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

We would know exactly what each other was thinking, but that doesn't mean we wouldn't be talking to each other.

 

[Taegul]

We could play a 1 VS 1 game of coconut dodgeball.

 

[Taegul]

Guess I'm all alone on this God-forsaken island.

 

[Amanda330]

Guess I'm all alone on this God-forsaken island.

You can hunt and fish and build things, right? As long as you don't mind your stalker for company, we're golden.

I'll let you stare at my boobs.

 

[Taegul]

You can hunt and fish and build things, right? As long as you don't mind your stalker for company, we're golden.

I'll let you stare at my boobs.

How effective at hunting, fishing, and building things do you think I'll be if I'm staring at your boobs?

 

[Amanda330]

How effective at hunting, fishing, and building things do you think I'll be if I'm staring at your boobs?

Good point. Well have a rewards system. Each task is worth different rewards...

Catch a fish... Stare at my boobs for 5 mins.
Build shelter... Fuck my boobs for 5 mins in said shelter?
The key is time limits so you don't get hypnotized by my perfect nipples.

Obviously, this is up for discussion lol