If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

Look! I'm an expert on survival so stop making me harder..stop making this harder than it needs to be.

For safety.
But... I can't help it. Making things hard(er) just comes naturally to me... I don't really understand it.

This... You... It's sooo hard. Come snuggle with me. But you can't touch my cock pocket.

For safety.
 
But... I can't help it. Making things hard(er) just comes naturally to me... I don't really understand it.

This... You... It's sooo hard. Come snuggle with me. But you can't touch my cock pocket.

For safety.
We really shouldn't neglect your cock pocket.

Fuck safety.
 
Pour barbecue sauce on his head in hopes the island cannibals go for him first.

Sorry but it's every man for himself out here!
 
Pour barbecue sauce on his head in hopes the island cannibals go for him first.

Sorry but it's every man for himself out here!
I'd whack him over the head with a rock and use his body as bait to catch food with.

Bear Grylls, eat your heart out.
 
I'd whack him over the head with a rock and use his body as bait to catch food with.

Bear Grylls, eat your heart out.
Ok, I’m sharing the island with a psychopath. Find the stash of rum abandoned by rum runners and get him so drunk that he passes out so he won’t kill me.
 
I'd sell him and a bottle of barbecue sauce to the island cannibals for a raft and a paddle.
 
I don't want to share an island with a barbecue sauce thief. As if! I'm swimming to the next island over and starting my own colony.
 
We should build water slides. Then invite some of those topless native island girls over.
 
I'd leave him to his kilts and go host a wet t-shirt contest with the native women.
 
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