If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Rob_Royale]

Mental age, emotional age and biological age are in no way within proximity of one another.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Prone to unprovoked cuddle attacks.

 

[Vinylguy]

Tends to wander off when drinking

 

[Taegul]

Will correct your grammar

Will correct you're grammar gooder than you.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Is a puzzle, within an enigma, within a complex math equation, locked in a box of mystery

 

[Vinylguy]

Hard to opera

Hard to operate

I could get into so much trouble responding to this

 

[sister jenny]

Stay away!
Clinically insane.

 

[OnaTangent]

I am trying to envision how I could cum with a warning label. I am just not picturing it...I can be pretty creative but...no...I suppose there are different types of warning labels...but...no.

 

[CuriousRick]

Grumpy old man. Don’t make eye contact!

 

[shewantsmore]

My bite is worse than my bark

 

[NC_Coastal]

Packing heat

 

[UKSilverFox]

Out of Shelf life, Rigorously inspected, Hassle-free return policy, Climate friendly pledge

 

[hotcpu]

What would it say?

Mine would say she’s FINE (fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional) and does not communicate well. *and petty....very petty

I think you meant to include pretty as well.

Will play golf in any weather if the grass can be seen.

 

[AsianFusion]

Easily led astray

 

[LauraLO]

Slow Down More Curves Ahead

 

[alwaystheguy1983]

Insatiable orgasm extractor

 

[MiaBabe23]

Warning: do not allow to come into contact with imbecility or bigotry. Risk of explosion

 

[summer_reine]

Warning: Contents may shift from introspection to barefoot puddle jumping without prior notice. Side effects may include breathlessness, quirked eyebrow, and a damp spot in your pants.

 

[Chilllax]

Buckle up, the ride is like a Formula 1 car: fast, intense and insanely thrilling

 

[Chillygirl]

Emotionally unstable, but it’s a fun ride

 

[Shady_nz]

Doesn't suffer fools

 

[LostHorizon]

I usually cum with a moan, a groan or a good grunt… occasionally I’ll warn her when it’s going to happen. Not all the time.

I don’t use labels though, just a word or two.

 

[Apisto42]

Says “what the fuck” often.

 

[Chilllax]

Emotionally unstable, but it’s a fun ride

Pretty cool thread you started btw. One of the more interesting ones, to me at least.

 

[Chillygirl]

Pretty cool thread you started btw. One of the more interesting ones, to me at least.

Thanks! I appreciate that!