If you came with a warning label 🏷

[mysticunicorn_19]

Prefers being naked. Dress with caution

 

[lliicckkss]

may cause flash floods

 

[Coyote100]

Don't let his charm seduce you.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Will inevitably disappoint

 

[Shady_nz]

Sweet and cuddly but will sting if provoked

 

[fakingadulthood]

Please note your location prior to direct eye contact as there is a high risk of in these baby blues

 

[BDA73]

Warning...loaded weapon may go off at anytime

 

[Meekly_Anna]

May contain traces of nuts.

 

[peter252]

Keep at arms length walk away

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Might cause diabeetus

 

[smtst5]

Insert tequila at your own risk

 

[Crzyasfck]

Lady please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes....

 

[JessiQueVix]

Lady please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes....

There should be sunglasses for breasts then

 

[Anastasia1999]

Chances are, I am way smarter than you.

 

[Crzyasfck]

There should be sunglasses for breasts then

Yes please

 

[lifeselector002]

Brilliantly & terribly

 

[Cat]

Chances are, I am way smarter than you.

She is right!

 

[Tallulah82]

Chances are, I am way smarter than you.

I don't think so. I've been told I is more geniuser then theys is. And theys is everyone else. So there.

 

[Wonderer67]

Rinse thoroughly before wearing.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Rebel without a clue

 

[Coyote100]

Rabies vaccination required to pet

 

[lucy_anne21]

Danger. Will cause extreme dehydration and fatigue.

Lucy.

 

[Cat]

Unforgiving when pushed too far.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Combustible under pressure

 

[kathyisgr65]

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