If you came with a warning label 🏷

[SinfuIDreams]

You say that like biting is a bad thing.

To some it is a very bad thing, others best thing to happen to them.

I feel this...in my soul if I still had one.

you have a sparkly soul it may just be a little tarnished and in need of a polish.

Fueled by queso. Under no circumstances ever give her beans.

This had me laughing out loud

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Hubby says he needs a gas mask at times. Jerk.

LOL, I think I have a spare Polish MC-1 he can have. As well as the cute bag for you. My stepson is a prepper.

 

[JerseyJade]

Not letting me have my way may be harmful to your health.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Highly addictive. Do not operate machinery or motor vehicles under the influence.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Warning: can be a pain in your ass

 

[Apisto42]

Warning: May start laughing during sex

 

[Btq97]

May not start first time

 

[bunny4med]

I'm good with a knife.

 

[SweetMystery]

Engage with caution. Not equipped with OFF button.

 

[neakman]

please check your ego at the door, the occupant will damage it if it is fragile.

 

[cascadiabound]

Warning: hard ass nurse ratchet tendencies

 

[RDM97756]

Warning: direct unemotional jackass says it how it is.

 

[seetheartinme]

Warning: must be touched constantly

 

[cbo1234]

warning: is needy af…

 

[Shenanigans90]

Good girls are rewarded, brats are punished.

 

[smtst5]

Tequila goes in sarcasm comes out

 

[devilsanus]

warning: is needy af…

Lol, you are my type! I'm a need fulfiller.

*Warning: will finish your leftovers from the restaurant without asking*

 

[BDA73]

It used to say
"Young dumb and full of cum"

 

[cheekygirl75]

Doesn’t bother figuring out your subtext

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Warning: I hope you deposited into the feelings jar on the way in.

 

[99Freedom]

Eye and Ear protection required

 

[RDM97756]

Warning: must be touched constantly

Speaking my language there!

 

[Ingenue844]

You break it
You bought it

 

[_Ritch_]

Warning: May hibernate for long periods of time. Please be patient.

 

[cole4258]

Don't push the button