If you came with a warning label 🏷

[ydahecnot]

Cool thread.

Worst. Warning label. Ever.

 

[LittleSammie]

Warning: Intended to be broken, but aftercare is essential to assure future use.

 

[mynameisben]

To be taken at bedtime.


Ben

 

[AmberLGreen]

Not a people person. Barks quietly, Bites hard!

 

[AmberLGreen]

For Oral Use Only

 

[ydahecnot]

Do not remove “tag” under penalty of law

 

[mynameisben]

To be taken with a grain of salt...the size of your feckin head.


Ben

 

[munch2much]

This guy is friendly, happy, awesomely tolerant and well intentioned. But abuse that at your peril.

 

[TongueLust]

Causes internal bleeding.

 

[TongueLust]

Erection may last for up to 6 hours.

 

[Wageslave]

Hazardous in casual conversation

 

[Mattentive]

Contains high levels of inanity.

 

[AlexaHalo]

The curve tightens, sometimes does not play well with others.

 

[OxfordJack]

May contain sexy English accent

 

[HotChef1970]

Can get irritated when hangry

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Dead inside, will bite

 

[Biglove79]

Don’t engage in politics.

 

[Chillygirl]

Dead inside, will bite

I feel this...in my soul if I still had one.

 

[FunLi]

For best results, feed every two hours..
Or: Approach with snacks.

I like snacks

 

[BongoGal]

You'd be wise to get as much sex out of her as you can before she moves on to someone else. Be horny, but don't be clingy. You don't want to break her rules.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Outer shell must be peeled carefully, inside is easily damaged

 

[EclecticRob]

Caution: Likely exposure to sarcasm when opened.

 

[Leigh81]

Five second rule does not apply

 

[ian370]

Prepare to shake and feel a stir

 

[Pad_Foot]

Warning: mood swings