If you came with a warning label 🏷

[sunset_dreaming]

 

[angelofthenorth]

Lack of planning on your part
Does NOT constitute an emergency on mine

 

[Erosfan]

Warning; Likes to get naked and will, when aroused!

 

[shizzz]

What would it say?

Mine would say she’s FINE (fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional) and does not communicate well. *and petty....very petty

“Always wants a blowjob”

 

[SouthernMatureM]

Do Not Try This At Home (ok, try this at home)

 

[Wand3rlust]

red flag compatible only. Green flags may cause malfunction.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Not to be operated by fuckwits

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Skilled
Don't ask - you might find out.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Skilled
Don't ask - you might find out.

hmmm

 

[TongueLust]

If you lie to me, I'll bury you with my toenails.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Don't make it weird..
thats my job!

 

[OralAllOver]

Past expiration date!

 

[OralAllOver]

Warning, may cause drowsiness

Funny!

 

[OralAllOver]

🏷
- This girl is ADHD
- Read top line again but take it seriously
- also binges true crime and will then believe everyone in her life is either a potential serial killer, sociopath, or cult leader

Aka regular gal

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do not be concerned by excessive eye rolling. This is perfectly normal for this model.

 

[alexgriffin74]

Warning: Dad joke area.

Also, may talk about D&D entirely too much.

Caution: this unit cannot pickup on any but the most obvious of social cues.

 

[OralAllOver]

Objects in bedroom are gayer than they appear

 

[Neanderthal247]

I rarely threaten, but I'm always a threat.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Warning: uses excessive amounts of water in the shower

 

[JennyCapricorn]

“you may survive this, but you won’t be unscathed”

 

[Wand3rlust]

Shake before use

 

[Wand3rlust]

Shake before use

@Neanderthal247

 

[Neanderthal247]

@Neanderthal247

That's my specialty

 

[Liberia]

Grudging when really hurt, proud, sings VERY LOUDLY when happy, always talks, dances in public, laughs very loud and sometimes dirty, gets very gruuuumpy when not well feed.

 

[TongueLust]

Will haunt your subconscious mind forever.