If you came with a warning label 🏷

[ImThe3rdWheel]

Warning - speaks with a Kiwi accent, yes it’s English, but may not sound like it

 

[Cuteapplepie]

Warning: if you let your guard down, she can topping you from below

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Warning: you may go blind from my pure awesomeness

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: it's not an act. He's actually the weird

 

[latecomer91364]

It would say 'FAFO.'

 

[Sunlover102]

Will look at you deeply.
Think
And act accordingly.

 

[angelofthenorth]

All those in favour of safety glasses say eye

 

[Wand3rlust]

Easy to disappoint.

 

[Xerxes82]

Unless you got this for free, you paid too much.

 

[MrPimms]

Will squint a lot.

 

[ImThe3rdWheel]

Squeals femine-like when finger inserted

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I'm a fucking alt. Enough said.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm a fucking alt. Enough said.

Just, please, don't be an alt of someone on my iggy list!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Just, please, don't be an alt of someone on my iggy list!

I assure you, I am not.

 

[SavannaT]

Don’t shake … tits may pop out

 

[Wolfie605]

Caution: easily entertained and just as easily bored.

 

[Wolfie605]

Don’t shake … tits may pop out

Sounds like instructions not a warning lol

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

🏷 - expert butt stretcher

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

@cheekygirl75 Surprised? Skeptical?

 

[cheekygirl75]

@cheekygirl75 Surprised? Skeptical?

Just general wowness

 

[Wand3rlust]

Doesn't tolerate dickheads.

 

[danbuff]

Doesn't tolerate dickheads.

Seems too common?

 

[angelofthenorth]

Warning
Our staff are heavily sedated
for your own protection

 

[danbuff]

Seems too common?

I hope I did not offend, not my intention

 

[angelofthenorth]

Never trust a skinny cook