If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Littletoo]

What would it say?

Mine would say she’s FINE (fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional) and does not communicate well. *and petty....very petty

CAUTION: May climax unexpectedly

 

[Littletoo]

CAUTION! May climax unexoectedly

 

[BDA73]

Bring kleenex

 

[tripleflip]

CAUTION: May climax unexpectedly

Stop it! Go back to your room!

 

[tripleflip]

Stop it! go back to your room!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Ignorance is Bliss
And you wanna know more?
masochist...

 

[gisade]

Warning: Overreacts easily

 

[MillennialNerd90]

Warning: Big man, small package

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

I might be a hazard.

Warning: sleepwalking sexsomniac, share a room at your own risk.

I'm going to need y'all to fill out a CNC form before we share space.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Don't feed the animal

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

There is nothing around me worth losing your life over.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Trips easily

 

[pm4321]

What would it say?

Mine would say she’s FINE (fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional) and does not communicate well. *and petty....very petty

But worth it

 

[R0xyfoxy]

Eager to please but emotional wrecked when love someone

 

[angelofthenorth]

Any good ideas .....Keep em to yourself

 

[WendyTrilby]

Caution: She write some of the most filthy stories you'll ever fall in love with.

 

[KentBloke63]

"I'm like a gun, I can go off unexpectedly"

Premature, then?

 

[KentBloke63]

C annot U nstop N aughts T houghts

 

[angelofthenorth]

Nothing is Squirrel Proof

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Always Wins

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Nothing is Squirrel Proof

You go, Doreen!

 

[Blackbird93]

Has a way with getting people to talk about deep/intimate things they may not share with anyone else, which could be helpful or lead to conversations that our spouses would not be happy to find out about.

 

[Merryegoround]

Beware: usually open and chatty, but occasionally withdraws during periods of mental wobbliness.

 

[metrifonate]

Hand wash only

 

[Stopokochac]

Premature, then?

Yeah, pretty much