If you came with a warning label 🏷

[snexxer]

Warning contains nuts.

 

[Cat]

Emotionally messy.

 

[celined]

Very sensitive, goes quiet sometimes, will want sex on the regular, hairy cat, not into anger, does not provide, does not want children, gets really sad sometimes, emotionally a lot, super smart, emotional intelligence very high

 

[RickTango]

Warning
Date expired!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Only fuck if you're into alts.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Emotionally messy.

Challenge accepted.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Is that a warning label or an invitation?

Step aside. Only one alt allowed

 

[celined]

I think I’m in love!

 

[ShaneoD]

Consistently inconsistent

 

[WildFireTN]

Southern Gentleman, bossy and kind!

 

[TongueLust]

Rises like a Phoenix in your thoughts.

 

[redcalling]

caution: Trust must be earned. Dry humor may lead to exhaustion. Will take time to open up.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Easily amused by pretty much everything

 

[PotNoodle79]

Pain in the arse, not the good kind.

 

[Xerxes82]

Floor model, well used. Is, in the parlance of the unwashed, 'fucked up.'

All sales final, absolutely no returns.

 

[Live4themoments]

Warning: Contents may be under pressure, eye protection recommended.....

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Fuck around and find out

 

[HotWifeOC]

Southern Gentleman, bossy and kind!

 

[Ocean33]

Fuck around and find out

Challenge accepted

 

[cocokittysurprise]

WARNING:
Mouthy. Decisive. Knows exactly what you need—even when you don’t. Argue if you want; compliance will happen anyway.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Fuck around and find out

Hell yeah - I love this

 

[latecomer91364]

Don't get wet, and don't feed after midnight.

 

[Trubbycat]

Keep back 200 feet

 

[RickTango]

Don’t touch if filled with too much wine

 

[Neanderthal247]

Rises like a Phoenix in your thoughts.

Sounds about right