If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Neanderthal247]

WARNING:
Mouthy. Decisive. Knows exactly what you need—even when you don’t. Argue if you want; compliance will happen anyway.

Fuck em up

 

[Ocean33]

WARNING:
Mouthy. Decisive. Knows exactly what you need—even when you don’t. Argue if you want; compliance will happen anyway.

I've been warned but yet I still want it

 

[TongueLust]

Sounds about right

Good answer!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Fuck em up

Nah, I'm generally nice when I tell them what to do.
I'm only mean when asked (hence the tag LOL)

 

[NudieUser]

Warning: This is a Workaholic

 

[mellowyellows]

Warning: This is a nice guy, they often finish last.

 

[cole4258]

Careful can be unpredictable

 

[Ocean33]

Warning: This is a Workaholic

You work hard but you play harder

 

[Ocean33]

Warning: Dont let this smile fool you

 

[angelofthenorth]

I've been Gooder
I've been Badder
Many times Thinner
Lots of times Fatter
There's stuff I Remember
There's stuff i Forget
But, I've Always been Me
Whatcha see, is
Whatcha get

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Long and strong and down to get the friction on.

 

[metrifonate]

Contains pressurised gas.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Warning: objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

 

[RDM97756]

Warning, will sometimes invade personal bubble space with out realizing it

 

[Stephie02]

Warning! Temper, been known to throw things

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

Warning: Plays Well With Others

 

[MrPimms]

Knows when to listen. May not know when to shut the hell up.

 

[redcalling]

Warning: might flirt with your partner

 

[MarcUK]

May contain nuts

Product of more than one country

Contents may have settled in transit

Do not use around open flames

 

[Tallulah82]

Will pull all bedcovers off you at the beginning of the night then push them into a pile on top of you during the night.

 

[latecomer91364]

It would be four simple letters:

FAFO

 

[angelofthenorth]

Note to self
Do not sit on the floor,
without a solid plan on how to get you again

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Fuck this...then see what happens

 

[Chillygirl]

Stubborn as fuck and will die before asking for help (even though I really want help)

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I have my own built in radiator.