If you came with a warning label 🏷

[LeSabreur]

Warning: pedantic

 

[PotNoodle79]

Knows some good insults and isn't afraid to use them

 

[Naughtylo]

Caution. Extreme licking. X

 

[angelofthenorth]

just because mouth is in motion, does not mean brain is in gear

 

[LeSabreur]

Warning: Explains a lot

 

[Grumpy_OG]

Warning: Horn broke watch for finger

 

[Chillygirl]

I will look you dead in your eyes, straight faced as I give you a wet Willy for annoying me.

 

[LeSabreur]

I will look you dead in your eyes, straight faced as I give you a wet Willy for annoying me.

Grrrrrr! I love a little spirit!

 

[angelofthenorth]

I'm a person that wants to do a lot of things, trapped in body that doesn't

 

[Klaus_Smith]

Warning: will leave you messy.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue

 

[Chillygirl]

Warning: if I see you leaving your shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot I will make a huge production of putting it away for you, loudly narrating the event…especially at -30!

These poor kids get minimum wage and no one wants to be out at below zero temps rounding up carts! Plus there’s no carts in the stores!

*end scene*

 

[angelofthenorth]

i seriously need a speed hump between my mouth and my brain

 

[angelofthenorth]

Finally old enough to what I want, just too knackered to do it

 

[barefootgirl69]

Approach with snacky snacks

 

[UsuallyPresent]

human

 

[Chernosoth]

I'd like to know what sort of warning label can be used as a sex toy.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'd like to know what sort of warning label can be used as a sex toy.

Isn’t there a maxim that anything can be a sex toy if you’re brave enough?

 

[MrsJ0nes]

Keep away from husbands

 

[Naughtylo]

Isn’t there a maxim that anything can be a sex toy if you’re brave enough?

Warning can lossen fillings. Lol.

 

[Naughtylo]

If it has a kick start maybe leave it lol.

 

[Naughtylo]

Do not arouse in confine spaces.

 

[Wageslave]

Cunt

 

[Naughtylo]

Warning. Two people to operate.
Mmmmmmm

 

[Naughtylo]

Cunt

Say what you mean lol.