If you came with a warning label 🏷

[DirtyMarine]

Easily aroused.

 

[Wageslave]

Say what you mean lol.

You'd understand if you knew me

 

[Naughtylo]

You'd understand if you knew me

Ok. X

 

[SirCharles01]

Needs slow strokes often

 

[SirCharles01]

Another could be..

WARNING: HANDS WILL ROAM

 

[Naughtylo]

Another could be..

WARNING: HANDS WILL ROAM

Please Ensure all hands roam.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Has excessive vocabulary and is amused to abuse it

 

[DirtyMarine]

Likes to engage in naughty conversations

 

[Naughtylo]

Likes to engage in naughty conversations

All naughty conversations will be recorded for training purposes. X

 

[Wageslave]

Don't say I didn't warn you

 

[Naughtylo]

Don't say I didn't warn you

You certainly did lol. X

 

[SimplyMsT]

Caution ~ Contents are hot to touch

 

[angelofthenorth]

I'm beginning to think that the wheels on my bus do not go round

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Warning! I already know the answer to my question. Answer Accordingly.

 

[LeSabreur]

WARNING: Nut loose in operator's seat

 

[angelofthenorth]

I haven't lost my mind, half has wandered off, the other half has gone looking for it

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Warning: Will cuddle at will

 

[angelofthenorth]

Don't mess with old ladies, we don't get to this age by being stupid

 

[angelofthenorth]

You couldn't handle me, even if i came with instructions

 

[BDA73]

Used to be
Young Dumb and Full of cum

Now reads..Just dumb

 

[mnbreastluver]

Warning: Often Rants about things you don’t care about like breasts. I really like breasts.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Warning. In need of hugs. May contain prickles. Approach at own risk.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Incredibly toxic to assholes

 

[Tallulah82]

Incredibly toxic to assholes

Sorry, can I clarify...

Literal assholes (the physical anatomy) or people who act like shit?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Warning: remove clothes if found intoxicated even if tequila wasn’t involved.
Wait, you might need tequila if I was found in a state of undress.