If you came with a warning label 🏷

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Sorry, can I clarify...

Literal assholes (the physical anatomy) or people who act like shit?

I can be both!

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I do.

You'd have to ask my friends what it says though. I don't read upside down as well as I used to.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

As generic as aloha

 

[NudieUser]

Makes Massive Mess

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Chaosiphile

 

[angelofthenorth]

Yesterday is History
Tomorrow a Mystery
Today is a fuckin Shit Show

 

[stu_gats_2000]

ignore

 

[cheekygirl75]

Will inwardly wince at any spelling and grammar mistakes. And outwardly tease you for it if I think you won’t get offended.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Grammer's tuff.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

GENTLE WARNING:
Authoritative with a smile.
Calm voice, firm expectations.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Danger! Calm voice, steady gaze, no grin? YOU ARE BEING TARGETED!

 

[Tallulah82]

Will inwardly wince at any spelling and grammar mistakes. And outwardly tease you for it if I think you won’t get offended.

WARNING: talking like this gets me hot. Don't be turning up the heat unless you're ready to be burned, baby.

 

[Loyalish1245]

Warning- contents under pressure. Don’t shake or startle without time to calm down.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Prone to tangents

 

[angelofthenorth]

I accidently became important at work....it's ruining my life

 

[LeSabreur]

Warning: Loquacious and pedantic

 

[Loyalish1245]

I accidently became important at work....it's ruining my life

Me tooo. It’s the worst

 

[mnbreastluver]

WARNINGS:

1. ⁠Speaks only French while drunk
2. ⁠Tries to fuck anyone older than 18 while drunk
3. ⁠Can shoot milk at anyone in the same room, beware of breastfeeding titties.
4. ⁠No filtered comments, I just say whatever is on my mind.

 

[Loyalish1245]

WARNINGS:

1. ⁠Speaks only French while drunk
2. ⁠Tries to fuck anyone older than 18 while drunk
3. ⁠Can shoot milk at anyone in the same room, beware of breastfeeding titties.
5. ⁠No filtered comments, I just say whatever is on my mind.

You could’ve just told us that your warning label says perfect

 

[Sandra818]

WARNING: Jameson makes my clothes fall off!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Warning: Penis operates faster than brain

 

[CuriousRick]

Warning: Can be a mild irritant

 

[LeSabreur]

Warning: Big Words

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Eddimakated

 

[Jeanie99]

According to my former coworkers.

Can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds