If you had a time machine...

I’d travel a lot more before I settled down.

I’d worry less about being frugal and saving for the future….what with those piles of Amazon and Apple stock I’d picked up cheap.
 
A whole load of 'living inside my head' that I'd have got over and had a much more joyous and carefree approach in my 20s as a result.

Also if someone could have just explained that I need a short back and sides rather than 'just a trim', I'd have had decent hair for the whole time, too
 
I think I would have done a journal of everything that happened each day.
 
Chances are I would interrupt myself jacking off and would fear travelers from the future always popping in while I am trying to bust a nut.
 
Before joining the navy I would get my massage license then go in the navy and free education for physical therapy
 
I'll stop trying to impress other people

I accept the fact that no one loves me and no one will ever love me !
God I felt that on so many levels... trying to come to terms with the fact that I'll likely die single.

I'd go back with the winning numbers for a huge lottery drawing.
 
I'd go back and tell my younger self. "She's never going to be into you. Get over it and go ask Kathy out."
 
That trip to Mexico. Accept the offer for drinks in her room.
 
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