If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[lowphat]

*Breaks out non existent medical skills and gives him and examination* ( this is the equivalent of "kissing the boo boos and making it better" that's all I've got)

*Fakes passing out in her arms*

 

[papadoc19]

Keep walking

 

[Paul_Chance]

As him all kinds of strange and intrusive questions about Haiti until he realizes I think he might be the ghost of Papa Doc Duvalier.

 

[L0tus]

As him all kinds of strange and intrusive questions about Haiti until he realizes I think he might be the ghost of Papa Doc Duvalier.

Lure him into telling me some steamy stories as I sure he has at least a few more I haven't uncovered yet.

 

[hotwords229]

Lure him into telling me some steamy stories as I sure he has at least a few more I haven't uncovered yet.

Grab her with my hands, hold her tight and tell her my own steamy stories

 

[SweetSara86]

Grab her with my hands, hold her tight and tell her my own steamy stories

Ask him if he's availalble to strip at my friends bachelorette party

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Offer her the best time of her life......At her friends bachelorette party.

 

[hotwords229]

Ask him if he's availalble to strip at my friends bachelorette party

Only if it's all the way. I look ridiculous in a G string

 

[Paul_Chance]

Lend him a speedo.

 

[Trekka]

Lend him a speedo.

Go for a run with him. Possibly toss him a gee-tar afterwards.

 

[Exescort]

Go for a run with him. Possibly toss him a gee-tar afterwards.

OMG I'd just spike dat bunny best I could

 

[Taegul]

Ask for a flogging demonstration.

 

[Trekka]

Ask for a flogging demonstration.

Rake my fingers through that beard.

 

[Armyvet23]

Rake my fingers through that beard.

Say hi and smile.

 

[papadoc19]

Thank him for his service

 

[_valkyrie_]

Teach him some magic tricks.

 

[Plane_Guy]

Teach him some magic tricks.

Offer to carry her scuba gear.

 

[papadoc19]

Ask him how high he gets

 

[Animaul]

Feed him some meat....wait what?!

 

[SweetSara86]

Feed him some meat....wait what?!

Ask him why he's wearing his sunglasses at night

 

[lowphat]

Ask him why he's wearing his sunglasses at night

Sell her a flashlight, at an inflated price

 

[SweetSara86]

Sell her a flashlight, at an inflated price

Crack him over the head with a flashlight and steal all his cash and split it with VT

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sell her a flashlight, at an inflated price

He must be lost, so I am returning him to the nearest nursing home.

Crack him over the head with a flashlight and steal all his cash and split it with VT

Report an assault to the police.

 

[SweetSara86]

He must be lost, so I am returning him to the nearest nursing home.



Report an assault to the police.

Ask her if she had extra tickets to Disney on Ice

 

[Animaul]

Ask her if she can help me with these damn sunglasses!