If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Taegul]

I'd ask him if his name starts with 'Cash' because he's rich. If yes, I'd rob him. If no....fuck it, I'll rob him anyway!

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

tell him to shhhh.good shit to see here

 

[Taegul]

tell him to shhhh.good shit to see here

If he's shushing me, then I'm grabbing 2 metal trash can lids and banging the shit out of them while singing the Star-Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs.

 

[Iceprincess12]

If he's shushing me, then I'm grabbing 2 metal trash can lids and banging the shit out of them while singing the Star-Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs.

Whip it out and finger them like there's no tomorrow.

Fidgit-spinner showdown.

 

[papadoc19]

Keep walking

 

[ForestFlame]

Keep walking

put my arm around him and ask him to join me for a drink with BlackCashmere

 

[Cashern]

put my arm around him and ask him to join me for a drink with BlackCashmere

Give her a hug. She's less scary now.

 

[papadoc19]

Challenge him to an epic battle

 

[curvyangel1969]

Challenge him to an epic battle

Ask if he'd like to get out of the alley and go to dinner.

 

[lowphat]

Ask if he'd like to get out of the alley and go to dinner.

Snap her bra and run

 

[ViciousTease]

Snap her bra and run

All sorts of naughty things in the shadows.

 

[beachbaby179]

All sorts of naughty things in the shadows.

Wait and watch. Low can't be far behind. Then the fun begins.

 

[lowphat]

Wait and watch. Low can't be far behind. Then the fun begins.

Hand her my jacket. I have something to take care of

 

[ViciousTease]

Hand her my jacket. I have something to take care of

I'd let him take care of something.

 

[lowphat]

I'd let him take care of something.

Like that profile picture

 

[ViciousTease]

Like that profile picture

Hush! *pops a boob in his mouth to shut him up*

 

[_valkyrie_]

I'd adjust her crown just a tad bit to the centre. There. Off you go on your merry way.

 

[Emhdtats]

Lay my coat/cape/handy board over that bottomless puddle. It looks innocent but ...

 

[papadoc19]

Take evasive maneuvers

 

[Taegul]

Take evasive maneuvers

We'd send up the Bat signal, then mug Batman when he showed up and steal his wallet. We're evil geniuses like that...

 

[papadoc19]

Give him a head nod

 

[Iceprincess12]

Give him a roundhouse kick to the balls, Chuck Norris style. Let’s see him make it to the island now!

 

[rubydlite]

Give him a roundhouse kick to the balls, Chuck Norris style. Let’s see him make it to the island now!

Invite her for a girls night out and gossip about all the lit men

 

[fit_sexual_male50]

Invite her for a girls night out and gossip about all the lit men

Run to her for comfort and protection.

 

[rubydlite]

Run to her for comfort and protection.

Wonder why a fit and sexual male would be running to me for comfort and protection ?!