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lovetopleasewomen
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I mean to OFFER comfort and protection, in case there were molesters around
I'd take her off your hands, put her over my shoulder & carry her home.
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I would hope he doesn't get pissed when he realizes I'm only dressed like a woman (it wouldn't take long).
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Would invite him to my favorite Brazilian steakhouse and watch the awe in his eyes at the display of skewered meat served.
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I would invite her to dinner
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I would run like hell, throwing my bag of pot as far as I could. Oh wait... I'm in California.
latecomer91364
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Pet him. With my nails, I can do so fearlessly.
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Buy him some water and smudge resistant lip gloss.
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What? Everybody at your table gets beer, and I get water?
I'd tell him that I don't think the new Dos Equis spokesman is very interesting at all.
I'd tell him that I don't think the new Dos Equis spokesman is very interesting at all.
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What? Everybody at your table gets beer, and I get water?
I'd tell him that I don't think the new Dos Equis spokesman is very interesting at all.
Offer him a pint of ale and a nail file .
latecomer91364
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Jeez, guard my dick and give a wide berth.
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Fall in love. I like a woman who can take care of herself.
I would also guard my dick, though--just in case.
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Smile and say hello
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escort her to safety.
Prepare for a Light Saber battle
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Bless him with the cross of St John .
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Hike my skirt up a little higher...
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Follow her
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wave hello, say "it's been a long time stranger" and invite him to hang out
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ask him how he has been doing as we grab a bite to eat
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Tell her I'm doing well, and ask her how she is, as i admire her body, I know what I want to eat---
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