If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[fit_sexual_male50]

Wonder why a fit and sexual male would be running to me for comfort and protection ?!

I mean to OFFER comfort and protection, in case there were molesters around

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Wonder why a fit and sexual male would be running to me for comfort and protection ?!

I mean to OFFER comfort and protection, in case there were molesters around

I'd take her off your hands, put her over my shoulder & carry her home.

 

[latecomer91364]

I'd take her off your hands, put her over my shoulder & carry her home.

I would hope he doesn't get pissed when he realizes I'm only dressed like a woman (it wouldn't take long).

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

I would hope he doesn't get pissed when he realizes I'm only dressed like a woman (it wouldn't take long).

Would invite him to my favorite Brazilian steakhouse and watch the awe in his eyes at the display of skewered meat served.

 

[boss302500]

Would invite him to my favorite Brazilian steakhouse and watch the awe in his eyes at the display of skewered meat served.

I would invite her to dinner

 

[latecomer91364]

I would invite her to dinner

I would run like hell, throwing my bag of pot as far as I could. Oh wait... I'm in California.

 

[papadoc19]

Compliment his manicure

 

[latecomer91364]

Pet him. With my nails, I can do so fearlessly.

 

[troubledone]

Buy him some water and smudge resistant lip gloss.

 

[latecomer91364]

What? Everybody at your table gets beer, and I get water?

I'd tell him that I don't think the new Dos Equis spokesman is very interesting at all.

 

[troubledone]

What? Everybody at your table gets beer, and I get water?

I'd tell him that I don't think the new Dos Equis spokesman is very interesting at all.

Offer him a pint of ale and a nail file .

 

[latecomer91364]

Jeez, guard my dick and give a wide berth.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Punch him in the dick.

Fall in love. I like a woman who can take care of herself.

Jeez, guard my dick and give a wide berth.

I would also guard my dick, though--just in case.

 

[papadoc19]

keep walking

 

[Sexybritches69]

Smile and say hello

 

[Azuldrgon]

Smile and say hello

escort her to safety.

 

[latecomer91364]

escort her to safety.

Prepare for a Light Saber battle

 

[troubledone]

Prepare for a Light Saber battle

Bless him with the cross of St John .

 

[papadoc19]

Keep walking

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Keep walking

Hike my skirt up a little higher...

 

[walkingeagle]

Hike my skirt up a little higher...

Follow her

 

[sxydiva]

wave hello, say "it's been a long time stranger" and invite him to hang out

 

[walkingeagle]

wave hello, say "it's been a long time stranger" and invite him to hang out

hang out with her! and say hi!

 

[sxydiva]

ask him how he has been doing as we grab a bite to eat

 

[walkingeagle]

ask him how he has been doing as we grab a bite to eat

Tell her I'm doing well, and ask her how she is, as i admire her body, I know what I want to eat---