If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

tell him he's a bad bad boy and that i am doing well. tell him if he wants to do that we must go somewhere to be alone:devil::devil::kiss:
 
I'd take her out for nachos...and cheese fries...and cheesy poofs...and cheese-flavored beer. Ok, that might not be a thing, but I just wanna get her drunk. :devil:

I would fall asleep on you if you made me drink. Hmmm, that might work out for you. I’d probably say yes a lot.

Grill his toes and find out which ones actually went to the market.
 
Sheesh, not even a polite grope or spank.

Pretend we are mating preying mantises. The end is the best part.
 
Sing loudly (and very off key) "Blame it on the Rain" and see if I get at least a smile.

More than a smile...you can be Milli, I'll be Vanilli, and we'll lip sync the hell...err....sing the hell outta that song!
 
More than a smile...you can be Milli, I'll be Vanilli, and we'll lip sync the hell...err....sing the hell outta that song!

Give him 20 seconds to list five films that grossed over 100M in revenue before I, err... drop the ball and whisper his Levi jean jacket is a counterfeit from Bali.
 
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