If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

Invite IP12 and Karen to tour my bakery. I have some dough rising in the back. I just whipped up a batch of sweet cream filling, too. It's a new recipe, so maybe just a little taste test before I get started pumping.

Prime the pump. I’ve been told often I am good at letting sweets rise. I have yet to have a souffle fall. Not without my permission at least.

I’d like to try my hand at bread. Head fluffer has a ring, no?
 
Prime the pump. I’ve been told often I am good at letting sweets rise. I have yet to have a souffle fall. Not without my permission at least.

I’d like to try my hand at bread. Head fluffer has a ring, no?
That reminds me, where did I put that, ahem... ring? I must've lost it in the warm apple pie. If I could find that, you wouldn't have to fluff so much. Hey, what'd you just put in your pocket?

And over here by the oven, before I pop your cherry tartlets in, let me pull out my salted caramel cake balls.
 
Tell him his fly is unzipped and suggest he fix it 🤷🏼*♀️

Wave hello as we pass by, sheathing our knives...for now.

That reminds me, where did I put that, ahem... ring? I must've lost it in the warm apple pie. If I could find that, you wouldn't have to fluff so much. Hey, what'd you just put in your pocket?

And over here by the oven, before I pop your cherry tartlets in, let me pull out my salted caramel cake balls.

Warm, salty balls. Mmmmm. I wouldn't ask for permission. Just pop them in my mouth until his shock wears off, then pull out the ring. “My preciousssssss

We’d then reenact the love scene between Samwise and Frodo, right before the eagles rescue them. Our scene would include the never seen before footage of the hotdog fight and Samwise finally accepting that you can stuff ‘taters in a bun.
 
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