If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Trekka]

Nod "Wassup"

Shake my tail in his general direction

 

[Plane_Guy]

Shake my tail in his general direction

compliment her tail.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Shoot first and not worry about asking questions later.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Assist them safely home.

 

[haha_on_me]

Assist them safely home.

Assist her safely home *wink, wink*

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Assist her safely home *wink, wink*

Probably share some good jokes...lol

 

[haha_on_me]

Probably share some good jokes...lol

Probably listen to her good jokes, I ain't got none.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Probably listen to her good jokes, I ain't got none.

Then we'll laugh at bad jokes, mine aren't that great either...lol

 

[haha_on_me]

Then we'll laugh at bad jokes, mine aren't that great either...lol

We'll throw a corny one in for good measure.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

We'll throw a corny one in for good measure.

Ha Ha on us...lol right?

 

[haha_on_me]

Ha Ha on us...lol right?

I'm sorry, but by trademark laws, you must cease the use of haha on, in any form or manner, or suffer the consequences. Puns, really bad puns.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I'm sorry, but by trademark laws, you must cease the use of haha on, in any form or manner, or suffer the consequences. Puns, really bad puns.

Oh, so instead of jokes, we can tell puns, I lovvee puns! Really bad puns...lol

 

[haha_on_me]

Oh, so instead of jokes, we can tell puns, I lovvee puns! Really bad puns...lol

See? Life is always full of options.

 

[papadoc19]

Acknowledge him and keep walking

 

[LanguageOfLove]

See? Life is always full of options.

He'd be good at keeping my secrets...lol (says so)

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

He'd be good at keeping my secrets...lol (says so)

If in DC, go to this jazz club called Blues Alley, located, yes, in an alley.

 

[Handsonyou]

Pinch her ass as she walked by.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Be prepared to hear romance stories...lol

 

[papadoc19]

Ask her out for a drink

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Ask her out for a drink

Decide to go to a bar...lol

 

[latecomer91364]

Decide to go to a bar...lol

How could it be dark with the gentle light she provides?

 

[LanguageOfLove]

How could it be dark with the gentle light she provides?

*Blushes, I always carry a flashlight lol

 

[LucianaGrace]

*Blushes, I always carry a flashlight lol

We'd lay candles down the alleyway, providing a gentle glow for weary, backstreet travellers.

 

[base10]

We'd lay candles down the alleyway, providing a gentle glow for weary, backstreet travellers.

I mean, he legs are already in the shadows, I guess we'd finish the job of having both of our bodies visible only in the sexy shadows.

 

[nowisthetime]

I mean, he legs are already in the shadows, I guess we'd finish the job of having both of our bodies visible only in the sexy shadows.

I may have to remove that tie and jacket...