If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[LanguageOfLove]

Tell him the candles last only for 5 minutes...

 

[NC_OBX80]

Blows them out...

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Brings out an extra set, (always prepared for emergencis...lol)

 

[NC_OBX80]

Hides the matches!

 

[papadoc19]

Discuss Tarheel basketball

 

[Iceprincess12]

Exactly what Jesus would do. Make it rain locusts until the blight on this land is destroyed.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Exactly what Jesus would do. Make it rain locusts until the blight on this land is destroyed.

Ask if she's got spare change as the condom machine doesn't accept pound coins.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Say yes, then trade him monopoly money. At least he gets something of value.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sell her some top quality spoons. Visa, MasterCard or Monopoly money only.

 

[walkingeagle]

Sell her some top quality spoons. Visa, MasterCard or Monopoly money only.

Politely introduce myself as I ogle her--

 

[_valkyrie_]

I'd pretend not to see him and continue with my under the counter spoon business.

 

[walkingeagle]

I'd pretend not to see him and continue with my under the counter spoon business.

try and cop a feel while she sells her spoons

 

[_valkyrie_]

Give him a free of charge nose job, courtesy of my fist.

 

[walkingeagle]

Give him a free of charge nose job, courtesy of my fist.

duck!--

 

[papadoc19]

Ask him when was the last time he was on the water

 

[latecomer91364]

I'd figure we'd be okay if there were any bad people in the alley with us.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I'd figure we'd be okay if there were any bad people in the alley with us.

I'd pull out my capuchino maker and make espresso...

 

[Baron Waste]

I'd pull out my capuchino maker and make espresso...

Escort her to a safer and more well-lit area.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Asks if more well "lit" area means another Literotica...lol

 

[_valkyrie_]

Offer some discount coupons for LED torches.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Offer some discount coupons for LED torches.

Says that's ok I always carry a rechargeable flashlight....I'm prepared at all times! lol

 

[Baron Waste]

Says that's ok I always carry a rechargeable flashlight....I'm prepared at all times! lol

Say, "Didn't we just do this?"

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Say, "Didn't we just do this?"

De ja vu?

 

[troubledone]

De ja vu?

Give them a light

 

[Pantyboy74]

Hide.