If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[AZDryHeat]

Charge my phone.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

Look around for Wiley Coyote.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

ask him if he looking to get
OR
to give

 

[Taegul]

Dance off to see who rules the alleyway.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Dance off to see who rules the alleyway.

Ask him if he has the recipe for rat stew.

 

[LizVegas79]

Ask him if he has the recipe for rat stew.

I'd ask him which way to the beach?

 

[Cat]

I'd ask him which way to the beach?

Ask if I could see her stamp collection

 

[LizVegas79]

Ask if I could see her stamp collection

I'd lie my ass off about having a stamp collection.

 

[Cat]

I'd lie my ass off about having a stamp collection.

Would you like to see mine then?

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Would you like to see mine then?

I would sing duets with her

 

[LizVegas79]

Would you like to see mine then?

Sure. I've never ever never even seen a stamp collection before

(do stamp collectors like pinot grigio? )

I would sing duets with her

I would lie my ass off about being able to sing lol

 

[Xerxes82]

I would lie my ass off about being able to sing

I would hit on her. Shamelessly.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I would hit on her. Shamelessly.

Ask if he wants to get a drink

 

[DeckardNYC]

Ask if he wants to get a drink

Run. I mean, look at that knife!

 

[Taegul]

Run. I mean, look at that knife!

I'd ask for directions but I'd forget to write them down so I'm just gonna get lost again.

I might never make it out of this damn alleyway.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I'd ask for directions but I'd forget to write them down so I'm just gonna get lost again.

I might never make it out of this damn alleyway.

Whisk him off in a cab to a new club for
A night of dancing

 

[LiveWire64]

Whisk him off in a cab to a new club for
A night of dancing

Be a gentleman & hail her a taxi.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Be a gentleman & hail her a taxi.

Aww sweet! Take him dancing too

 

[Suzanna33]

Ask her for love advice

 

[Suzanna33]

Would you like to join me for a drink?

 

[Suzanna33]

Are you happy to drink anything but Fosters (Australians dont drink it, its awful).

 

[Taegul]

Do my impression of Cleavon Little doing his impression of Jesse Owens.

 

[pandaburr]

Do my impression of Cleavon Little doing his impression of Jesse Owens.

Ask for directions. Cause wtf am I doing in a dark alley

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Ask for directions. Cause wtf am I doing in a dark alley

Challenge her to a pop & lock dance off.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Challenge her to a pop & lock dance off.

I'd ask him if I could watch as he slid his hand along his neck, fingered his nut, and then stroked over his headstock.

If I'm lucky, he may even pluck a string or two.