If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[LiveWire64]

I'd ask him if I could watch as he slid his hand along his neck, fingered his nut, and then stroked over his headstock.

If I'm lucky, he may even pluck a string or two.

Anything but eat the apple.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Anything but eat the apple.

Cat watt your tongue?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Cat watt your tongue?

Run in fear of the bad puns!

 

[LiveWire64]

Run in fear of the bad puns!

Nothing. She looks like she could handle any situation.

 

[Mattentive]

Nothing. She looks like she could handle any situation.

Ask him to plug the lamppost back in so it wasn't so dark.

 

[Taegul]

Ask him to plug the lamppost back in so it wasn't so dark.

Fine! I'll do it. Not that I have the slightest idea WTF I'm doing, but I don't see anyone else lifting a damn finger to fix this street lamp. Not even a safety harness and I'm climbing the pole like I'm still a kid on the monkey bars in grade school. Oh, I absolutely can't wait for this hospital visit...

 

[Ginmill72]

Fine! I'll do it. Not that I have the slightest idea WTF I'm doing, but I don't see anyone else lifting a damn finger to fix this street lamp. Not even a safety harness and I'm climbing the pole like I'm still a kid on the monkey bars in grade school. Oh, I absolutely can't wait for this hospital visit...

Ask for recommendations to a good local pub or dive bar.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ask for recommendations to a good local pub or dive bar.

Oh baby, what wouldn’t I do.

 

[Ginmill72]

Oh baby, what wouldn’t I do.

Things we would probably get arrested for,

 

[Taegul]

Things we would probably get arrested for,

Ask if he's got any gin on him. I could use a drink.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ask if he's got any gin on him. I could use a drink.

Smile and say hello

 

[Xerxes82]

Smile and say hello

Ask for advice about my arthritic knee.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ask for advice about my arthritic knee.

Anti-inflammatory medication, heat and some PT.

How long have you had this problem?

Fist bump

 

[Chillygirl]

I’d probably fist bump, smile, and be on my way

I guess it would depend but at least start with a smile

 

[Luvloosepussy]

I guess it would depend but at least start with a smile

Politely ask her if she needed someone to walk her home to keep the dogs at bay

 

[Mattentive]

Politely ask her if she needed someone to walk her home to keep the dogs at bay

Ask him how his pussy got loose and ran down this dark alley.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ask him how his pussy got loose and ran down this dark alley.

Smiled and said hello

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I'd be like "Holy fuck, I don't know ow how I got here either. This is weird. Let's get put of this alley, this is scary."

Grab him by the arm and find a club for dancing!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Dance party! I'll try not to do my dice throwing move.
Wow, did we turn this weird situation around. Great job, everyone.

I’d ask him, “What’s a guy like you doing in a place like this?”
Then invite him back to mine for a “nightcap”.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I’d ask him, “What’s a guy like you doing in a place like this?”
Then invite him back to mine for a “nightcap”.

Try to convince her that I would be a much better choice for that nightcap.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

Try to convince her that I would be a much better choice for that nightcap.

try to connive my way into his situation with her...

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Try to convince her that I would be a much better choice for that nightcap.

try to connive my way into his situation with her...

Break it to these two that, while I appreciate the thought, I’m pretty partial to the invitee.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Break it to these two that, while I appreciate the thought, I’m pretty partial to the invitee.

I would convince her to come out dancing with me instead!

 

[TwoTaTango]

Dancing In the Dark

Well of course what would be better than Dancing in the Dark with Ana

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I would convince her to come out dancing with me instead!

How could I refuse that offer???
I’d grab NRJ’s hand and follow Ana to the club.

ETA - TwoTaTango - We have to invite him along. It’s right there in his username.
Plus, free tango lessons?