If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[AbsintheFather]

Suggest we leave this scary place, go for a drink and talk about all of the things.

Yeah, but I'm buying

 

[TongueLust]

Rob him.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Rob him.

Offer her cheesecake..

 

[Cogan]

Offer her cheesecake..

Ask if there is some cheesecake left?

 

[AZDryHeat]

Offer her cheesecake..

Kiss her lips.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Throw some water on him.

Steal her t-shirt

 

[BadAmy]

Steal her t-shirt

share my cupcake
I always have cupcakes.

 

[BadAmy]

Offer her some watermelon chews in exchange for a cupcake, because I always have watermelon chews!

And then I'd let her drag me to the nearest karaoke bar where I will of course have to get quite tipsy so I can sing

gurl we dont need no stinkin booze to get our ABBA on!!!

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[Whiskeyjack]

I'd be wondering why all these women were hanging out in this dark alley... this feels like a trap.

 

[BadAmy]

I'd be wondering why all these women were hanging out in this dark alley... this feels like a trap.

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coughwehaveplanscough.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met BadAmy in a dark alkey, I would wind up the crocodile, so that in her hasty withdrawal from scene, she'd drop the cupcake box, which I would, quite adroitly, take possession of.

 

[hotoldrguy]

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coughwehaveplanscough.

hide with her and jump out at people when they went by

 

[BadAmy]

You may not, but to sing in front of a bunch of strangers I definitely do!!!!


Now, just you and me and PLP in the car on a road trip? Good luck getting me to stop belting out tunes

vocaroo on my karaoke thread...or it doesn't count.

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[BadAmy]

If I met BadAmy in a dark alkey, I would wind up the crocodile, so that in her hasty withdrawal from scene, she'd drop the cupcake box, which I would, quite adroitly, take possession of.

If I met Ms. Valkyrie....

I would most certainly acquiesce said cake of cup...

then scurry off to google "adroitly"

 

[BadAmy]

hide with her and jump out at people when they went by

oh...make out.
for sure.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I came for the music, cupcakes, and sexy girls

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I would pet that lil Pussy! Sweet lil thing!

oh, and where's my cupcake please?

I returned for pets and sweets

 

[BadAmy]

I returned for pets and sweets

rock out to my fav jam..
W.A.P.

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get a bucket and a mop.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

rock out to my fav jam..
W.A.P.

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get a bucket and a mop.

I would ask her to sing for me

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

I would ask her to sing for me

Fix my lipstick in the reflection on his head.

 

[WerdNerd]

Ask her to walk with me

Give her queso

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

Give her queso

Give him a wedgie.

 

[Taegul]

Give him a hug and kiss for the queso.

Too late… grab the queso while she wedgies him

I'd hold out my pillow case and yell, "Trick or treat!!!"

I hope she doesn't choose "trick".

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, we would have a glow-in-the-dark bowling match.

 

[Azuldrgon]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, we would have a glow-in-the-dark bowling match.

*hugs* of course.