If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[_valkyrie_]

I would splash the alley with an over-the-counter decontaminant.

 

[Taegul]

I'd corner her and give her some fake aggro for all the things she's blamed me for in the Blame Game thread.

 

[RDM97756]

I'd corner her and give her some fake aggro for all the things she's blamed me for in the Blame Game thread.

Grab a few beers, and wait to see if totally not taegul joins the party

 

[kreemi_pi]

Grab a few beers, and wait to see if totally not taegul joins the party

Flash my boobs and hope for the best

 

[RDM97756]

Flash my boobs and hope for the best

Take the flashing as an offering of herself and take her in the allyway

 

[kreemi_pi]

Take the flashing as an offering of herself and take her in the allyway

Bite his neck and drink his blood and leave his lifeless dried out husk of a corpse...

No wait that was another thread

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Bite his neck and drink his blood and leave his lifeless dried out husk of a corpse...

No wait that was another thread

Run. I don’t want to be a vampire when I wake up. I love the sun too much.

 

[Taegul]

Well, if he's not Blade then I'm probably running for my life also. As long as I'm a little faster than he is, I should be alright.

 

[Him15]

Just take the women and children at let me live

 

[EoghanDubhara]

Call Lilo ASAP.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Stumble over pronouncing their username.

 

[RDM97756]

Ask to share some glenlivets

 

[_valkyrie_]

I would aim at their beard and moustache with glow-in-the-dark hairdye.

 

[deft]

Admire her dapper new suit.

 

[Cat]

Turn up the music and start the party! - there is always music.. Have you never seen a film before?

 

[snexxer]

Turn up the music and start the party! - there is always music.. Have you never seen a film before?

Discuss her photographic artistry.

 

[deft]

Turn up the music and start the party! - there is always music.. Have you never seen a film before?

There was a dark alleyway sequence in “9½ Weeks” with music and a very particular type of party… but I know you didn’t mean that, right? Right?

 

[latecomer91364]

I never park my car where I have to walk through a dark alley, but if I ended up in one, I'd be wary and ready to take the life of anyone who attacked me. Without a doubt.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met them on a dark alley, I would assign them to potato peeling shift with those handy nails.

 

[Guffawlin]

Pulls a full set of D&D dice and challenges them to a one-shot. Both because it's D&D and because if I'm meeting a valkyrie, I gotta take the chance to die in battle.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met them in a dark alley, I would poke them with a cattle prod.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Wonder why we were in a dark alley.

 

[RDM97756]

Wonder why we were in a dark alley.

Suggest a place with a bit more light.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Suggest a place with a bit more light.

Pull out a flashlight and ask for ID.

 

[Dudeqwe]

Be a gentleman and offer to escort her thru.