If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[_valkyrie_]

If I met them in a dark alley, I'd put glow sticks on the motorcycle.

 

[Leana_M]

I would pull her against the wall, in a dark and dirty place, and let her do whatever she wanted with me

 

[questquilya]

Run away. I'd do that with anybody I ran into in a dark alley.

 

[Trekka]

Run away. I'd do that with anybody I ran into in a dark alley.

I would mob think and run with.
Run first, and shriek, ask questions later!
Later, I would ask a series of questions about their username

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

After profusely apologizing for not paying attention in the dark- I’d ask if she knows where the secret entrance is to the bookstore I was told about. Why else would I be in a dark alley?

 

[Stephie02]

I'd ask if I could go with her to the secret bookstore

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'd ask if I could go with her to the secret bookstore

Make sure there is glow in the dark paint for her to step in so I can also go to the secret book store.

 

[SlyderInside]

Yoink his hat and steal away in his carriage

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Look at him askance while running away, wondering why he's walking around with no pants on.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ask if she knows why that guy is running around with no pants?

 

[mentalmaven]

Cover her eyes…pants-less men might be a scary sight to a pixie.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Steal the shrinking ray gun off of them.

 

[VikingPhoenixx]

Pretend to be dead so she could carry me off to Valhalla.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Pretend I don’t see the silly person lying on the ground

 

[Stephie02]

Rub my eyes, wonder if I took something I shouldn't have since I'm in an dark alley with a pink horse.

Must've been some good shit I took

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Count myself very lucky

 

[MedicalMuse]

Count myself very lucky

Give him a big hug

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Give him a big hug

A big hug back

 

[angelofthenorth]

A big hug back

Go for a beer and snacks

 

[latecomer91364]

Do what I always do: put my hand on the gun in my pocket, walk past, and listen for any change in the sound of the other person's footsteps.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Give them a wave but keep a good distance away

 

[kathyisgr65]

Give them a wave but keep a good distance away

Wave and pounce..peck on ur cheek.. hiya

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Say Hi - haven’t seen her around lately.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Say Hi - haven’t seen her around lately.

Wonder what secret book store she is sneaking into and follow her to find out!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Look for @GetNerdy and ask if he has the answer about this secret book store. Then be sure to tell @SirCorneliusWankumbush the wrong information as he banned me for silly stuff.