If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[PotNoodle79]

I'd eye all with suspicion.
You are all suspicious.

 

[Stephie02]

I'd eye all with suspicion.
You are all suspicious.

Who, me?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Who, me?

Especially you, young lady.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I would question why the left overs thrown out by the chinese restaurant were suddenly talking?
Weird shit is always happening in this alley..

 

[dawn_of_night]

I would question why the left overs thrown out by the chinese restaurant were suddenly talking?
Weird shit is always happening in this alley..

Id grope him vigorously....

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I would post a sign showing the differences between a raccoon and a red panda so that people would quit getting my species wrong. It would be posted right in front of @LordofDargaardkeep 's dumpster castle.

Then I would leave quickly before someone calls animal control....again.

 

[Stephie02]

Especially you, young lady.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I would post a sign showing the differences between a raccoon and a red panda so that people would quit getting my species wrong. It would be posted right in front of @LordofDargaardkeep 's dumpster castle.

Then I would leave quickly before someone calls animal control....again.

Hmmm ... probably try to get a measurement of him so I can see where to place my new rug..

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why is this always where the trail of cheetos leads me....

 

[kathyisgr65]

Tire tracks

 

[TXRafe]

oh she already knows

 

[kathyisgr65]

oh she already knows

Yeah I do..

 

[beachlights44]

Ask for directions to the nearest coffee shop

 

[kathyisgr65]

Ask for directions to the nearest coffee shop

Idk where one is..but I can help perk u up

 

[beachlights44]

Idk where one is..but I can help perk u up

too much caffeine keeps me up all night, wouldn’t want that would we

 

[kathyisgr65]

too much caffeine keeps me up all night, wouldn’t want that would we

Yes yes we would

 

[beachlights44]

Yes yes we would

But what would we do?

 

[kathyisgr65]

But what would we do?

Nope...nm..if u don't have any clue about that..I'm gonna blow ur... hehehe... mind later... but I don't want to be a teacher today

 

[beachlights44]

Nope...nm..if u don't have any clue about that..I'm gonna blow ur... hehehe... mind later... but I don't want to be a teacher today

No teacher needed. But I noticed there is no ice cream shop nearby and I’m in the mood for something to lick.

 

[kathyisgr65]

No teacher needed. But I noticed there is no ice cream shop nearby and I’m in the mood for something to lick.

Mmm... maybe we can share something

 

[beachlights44]

Mmm... maybe we can share something

That might result in us getting messy

 

[kathyisgr65]

That might result in us getting messy

Umm..to make sure we are on the same page
That's the desired result...yes?

 

[_valkyrie_]

Bring the water cannon and hose down the alley.

 

[beachlights44]

Umm..to make sure we are on the same page
That's the desired result...yes?

Ofcourse but after getting messy we will need a shower.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Load the hose with a 'Take that to PM' rubber cannonball