If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'd say 'sorry say that again? I gulped really loud when you spoke and I missed that??'

"Run while you still can! She is a wallet thief!" as he runs sticks my tongue out at @Shymidwestgirl

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Put a carnation on his hat

 

[EyesOnHers]

Put a carnation on his hat

Ask him politely if he will hold my coat...

Got unfinished business with @LordofDargaardkeep

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ask him politely if he will hold my coat...

Got unfinished business with @LordofDargaardkeep

I would hold my hand on her head to keep her in place while she threw punches and kicks during her little tantrum and smile at her till she calmed down

 

[EyesOnHers]

I would hold my hand on her head to keep her in place while she threw punches and kicks during her little tantrum and smile at her till she calmed down

Flash boobs, steal wallet, head to the speakeasy and call the girls saying drinks are on me

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Flash boobs, steal wallet, head to the speakeasy and call the girls saying drinks are on me

You had me at boobs*

 

[Stephie02]

Did someone say drinks? Ok, boobs too, but definitely drinks

 

[EyesOnHers]

Did someone say drinks? Ok, boobs too, but definitely drinks

Boobs, booze...
All the best things start with a BOO in the alley

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Hand her another frozen chicken pot pie

 

[Stephie02]

Never thought I'd wanna hang out in a dark alley so much

 

[JessMarsh69]

Run

 

[Treeview]

Turn the dial on my Spidey Senses to 11

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Turn off his spidey senses

 

[EyesOnHers]

Turn off his spidey senses

Say... come here you delicious bowl of cereal, there's nothing to be worried about

 

[dawn_of_night]

What is it Casey Jones says???

"Batter up!!"

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Ask her what's next after I put the batter on the roof

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'd lick the cinnamon sugar off him

 

[MenahMenah]

Royally wave... she is a princess after all

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ask which direction the princess float went.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Ask if she brought the pickles with her

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Offer some pizza with pineapple.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Refuse the pizza and offer a pb & j

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Counter his offer with a fluffahnuttah

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Grab his fluffahnuttah and shove it in my mouth before grabbing his hand, skipping us both out of the alley

 

[Speshul91]

Grab his fluffahnuttah and shove it in my mouth before grabbing his hand, skipping us both out of the alley

I think id be at her mercy