If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ScarletDaisy]

Loads up $2 in the waffle house jukebox and plays....

The Waffle House song on repeat!!!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

@LordofDargaardkeep

Your buddy is gone. But I think he's hiding in the alley somewhere.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

@LordofDargaardkeep

Your buddy is gone. But I think he's hiding in the alley somewhere.

olddirtyaltguy is the Keeps Quasimodo.. He is the next owners problem now
@ScarletDaisy has keys to the dungeon if he gets out of line and needs a little tune up

 

[Sexy_Singer]

olddirtyaltguy is the Keeps Quasimodo.. He is the next owners problem now
@ScarletDaisy has keys to the dungeon if he gets out of line and needs a little tune up

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Quasimodo was a lucky man.

 

[Stephie02]

The alley behind my Keep has become overrun by vagrants... its time to sell this place and move my secret bookstore far far away from the speakeasy..

Yeah but these 'vagrants' are

 

[Stephie02]

Loads up $2 in the waffle house jukebox and plays....

The Waffle House song on repeat!!!

Yes please!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Yeah but these 'vagrants' are

well the sisterhood is , @Sexy_Singer and @SirCorneliusWankumbush are decent chaps, but some of the other shirtless, thirsty vagrants probably need lit on

 

[Sexy_Singer]

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Quasimodo was a lucky man.

Well fuck. The prude bot happened! On that fucking picture?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

well the sisterhood is , @Sexy_Singer and @SirCorneliusWankumbush are decent chaps, but some of the other shirtless, thirsty vagrants probably need lit on

Listen...I'm not ODAG so I'm not going to tell you to FUCK OFF!

Or:

 

[EyesOnHers]

Listen...I'm not ODAG so I'm not going to tell you to FUCK OFF!

Or:

Just gonna take a perch on this doorstep and watch the show with some

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Just gonna take a perch on this doorstep and watch the show with some

Where did you get popcorn? And does anyone know if there a place that serves lunch?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Where did you get popcorn? And does anyone know if there a place that serves lunch?

We stole the popcorn maker from @LordofDargaardkeep keep!
The speakeasy is doing lunch now.
I wouldn't trust the market stalls, some very suspicious characters have been lurking the streets!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

We stole the popcorn maker from @LordofDargaardkeep keep!
The speakeasy is doing lunch now.
I wouldn't trust the market stalls, some very suspicious characters have been lurking the streets!

He has a popcorn maker? Dang girl you need to hook me up with guy! Or wait you stole it? Will you be my friend (munches popcorn)?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Asks her about popcorn from my market stall that says "ask about the backdoor special"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Asks her about popcorn from my market stall that says "ask about the backdoor special"

spray him with charcoal starter and hand @Shymidwestgirl the match

 

[EyesOnHers]

spray him with charcoal starter and hand @Shymidwestgirl the match

* Sniffs the air *
Is someone having a bbq?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

spray him with charcoal starter and hand @Shymidwestgirl the match

* Sniffs the air *
Is someone having a bbq?

S’mores? I like the marshmallows extra crispy.

 

[EyesOnHers]

S’mores? I like the marshmallows extra crispy.

I'll grab some hot chocolate (and some Baileys )
Looks like it's campfire time!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I'll grab some hot chocolate (and some Baileys )
Looks like it's campfire time!

Get the graham crackers and chocolate bars too while you are at it please!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Get the graham crackers and chocolate bars too while you are at it please!

On the case!
Keep @LordofDargaardkeep talking... need to raid the keep kitchen again

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

* Sniffs the air *
Is someone having a bbq?

No, that's the discount crematorium and human taxidermy shop on the corner

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Get the air fresheners going … something smells skunky here…

 

[MedicalMuse]

Get the air fresheners going … something smells skunky here…

Hand her some lit sage. Let’s clear the air

 

[Stephie02]

Drink enough you won't notice the smell

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Hand her some lit sage. Let’s clear the air

Lit sage as in literotica sage? Lit sage as in sage that has been set on fire? Lit sage as in literotica sage that has been set on fire? Lit sage as in you kidnapped my former coworker named Sage and set her on fire?