If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Stephie02]

We can’t take his… he supplies books and popcorn!

Oh and that protection order is only effective as long as he behaves

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Oh and that protection order is only effective as long as he behaves

I think he’s decent guy, but wants everyone to think he’s a real bad boy.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like you fuckers, Im really glad I followed the cheeto dust trail

 

[dawn_of_night]

Then I am toast.....so to speak

With cinnamon sugar?
Or
Butter and strawberry jelly?

 

[Stephie02]

I'd probably slowly raise my hands and step as far over as possible and try to look non-threatening.

The best part of being a big ugly dude is nobody wants to "fuck" with you in a dark alley, the worst part of being a big ugly dude is that nobody wants to fuck with you in a dark alley...

A wallet is a wallet

 

[somber777]

A wallet is a wallet

Fair point

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'd probably slowly raise my hands and step as far over as possible and try to look non-threatening.

The best part of being a big ugly dude is nobody wants to "fuck" with you in a dark alley, the worst part of being a big ugly dude is that nobody wants to fuck with you in a dark alley...

we give no fucks about how big you are bro...
can you dance?
How fats your wallet?
Just keep your shirt on (pants are apparently optional)
Tip the sisterhood and do not disclose the location of the secret bookstore if you're lucky enough to get an invite...

 

[MedicalMuse]

we give no fucks about how big you are bro...
can you dance?
How fats your wallet?
Just keep your shirt on (pants are apparently optional)
Tip the sisterhood and do not disclose the location of the secret bookstore if you're lucky enough to get an invite...

Speak for yourself… I kinda like the big guys…

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Its not slacking, its called planning of the process

are you the special events coordinator for the sisterhood?
Did you get the special request for the place cards and seating charts? AFAF...
( totally asking for me actually, but if I am not placed near @Shymidwestgirl during all festivities I may just lite the whole alley on )

 

[MrPimms]

Ask if can I borrow some batteries for my torch.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Speak for yourself… I kinda like the big guys…

they do have a certain charm... popcorn?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

we give no fucks about how big you are bro...
can you dance?
How fats your wallet?
Just keep your shirt on (pants are apparently optional)
Tip the sisterhood and do not disclose the location of the secret bookstore if you're lucky enough to get an invite...

As a short girl, it's easier to take the wallets from the tall men.

Let's go for drinks, girls, I'm out of my zoom and "found" a couple of wallets lying around.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

they do have a certain charm... popcorn?

Who said popcorn?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Plans are often worthless but planning is always a worthwhile endeavor

@EyesOnHers we have any restraints and ballgags left in the dungeon or did ODAG hide them before he left? we have another wise one

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

As a short girl, it's easier to take the wallets from the tall men.

Let's go for drinks, girls, I'm out of my zoom and "found" a couple of wallets lying around.

I'm in!

 

[MedicalMuse]

As a short girl, it's easier to take the wallets from the tall men.

Let's go for drinks, girls, I'm out of my zoom and "found" a couple of wallets lying around.

I'm in!

As a not short girl, I will volunteer to provide the distraction you need to “find” the wallets

 

[MrPimms]

As a not short girl, I will volunteer to provide the distraction you need to “find” the wallets

I read that as “shot” girl.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

As a not short girl, I will volunteer to provide the distraction you need to “find” the wallets

look everyone she said she is providing the "boobs", I mean distraction... same thing... kinda..

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I read that as “shot” girl.

Ooooh, I love when the shot girl comes around.

Don't tell me the speakeasy has been bought by Senor Frogs?

 

[Stephie02]

As a not short girl, I will volunteer to provide the distraction you need to “find” the wallets

Finally! I was getting tired of being the only distraction around here, it's crazy busy

 

[MrPimms]

Ooooh, I love when the shot girl comes around.

Don't tell me the speakeasy has been bought by Senor Frogs?

Senor Frogs? Is that Kermit’s French alter ego

 

[Stephie02]

I read that as “shot” girl.

We do shots, too

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Senor Frogs? Is that Kermit’s French alter ego

Oui

 

[EyesOnHers]

@EyesOnHers we have any restraints and ballgags left in the dungeon or did ODAG hide them before he left? we have another wise one

Right, I'm here... was busy banning and then restocking the speakeasy bar ready for the sisterhood rave up tonight

ODAG left a load of 'stuff' in the speakeasy office before fucking off. But if you think I'm going through it, you are mistaken!

Going to catch up on replies... and see what unsuspecting fuckers are going to be relieved of their wallets and dignity!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Right, I'm here... was busy banning and then restocking the speakeasy bar ready for the sisterhood rave up tonight

ODAG left a load of 'stuff' in the speakeasy office before fucking off. But if you think I'm going through it, you are mistaken!

Going to catch up on replies... and see what unsuspecting fuckers are going to be relieved of their wallets and dignity!

*raids the speakeasy bar while she is busy catching up, I did pay for a bunch of this liquor anyway*