If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Lit sage as in literotica sage? Lit sage as in sage that has been set on fire? Lit sage as in literotica sage that has been set on fire? Lit sage as in you kidnapped my former coworker named Sage and set her on fire?

we just call it weed and marry jane here in the alley

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

we just call it weed and marry jane here in the alley

Who's Jane and why should I marry her?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Hand her some lit sage. Let’s clear the air

I heard this stuff is supposed to remove 98.9% thirst energy from a thread, that true?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I heard this stuff is supposed to remove 98.9% thirst energy from a thread, that true?

Not if you got it at the lit store!

 

[EyesOnHers]

I heard this stuff is supposed to remove 98.9% thirst energy from a thread, that true?

Nope...

we just call it weed and marry jane here in the alley

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Marry her? I hardly know her!

(Wakka wakka!)

 

[Stephie02]

Marry her? I hardly know her!

(Wakka wakka!)

I'll marry Jane

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Someone say weeding or wedding?

 

[MedicalMuse]

both?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Don’t tell HR they get funny about weed and weddings (work relationships).

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

HR types are usually humorless

You must not know any of funny, silly, and goofy ones.

 

[Stephie02]

HR types are usually humorless

Careful with @Shymidwestgirl, she's one of us, you'll lose your wallet and get banned from our back alley speakeasy

 

[dawn_of_night]

You'd rather cross an irregular?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Wondering how this chap hasnt "misplaced his wallet" yet... the sisterhood is slacking

 

[Stephie02]

Wondering how this chap hasnt "misplaced his wallet" yet... the sisterhood is slacking

We're on our way

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Double checks order of protection paperwork yep @LordofDargaardkeep is listed in the bylaws to not steal his wallet.

 

[Stephie02]

Wondering how this chap hasnt "misplaced his wallet" yet... the sisterhood is slacking

We were banning people! It's a busy day here again

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

We're on our way

We can’t take his… he supplies books and popcorn!

 

[Stephie02]

Double checks order of protection paperwork yep @LordofDargaardkeep is listed in the bylaws to not steal his wallet.

But there's @wwot40

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

But there's @wwot40

Get it girl. He thinks HR personnel are wet dish rags with no humor.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do money clips count?

Does a ruined orgasm count?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wondering how this chap hasnt "misplaced his wallet" yet... the sisterhood is slacking

Its not slacking, its called planning of the process

 

[Stephie02]

Do money clips count?

Yes

 

[somber777]

I'd probably slowly raise my hands and step as far over as possible and try to look non-threatening.

The best part of being a big ugly dude is nobody wants to "fuck" with you in a dark alley, the worst part of being a big ugly dude is that nobody wants to fuck with you in a dark alley...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'd probably slowly raise my hands and step as far over as possible and try to look non-threatening.

The best part of being a big ugly dude is nobody wants to "fuck" with you in a dark alley, the worst part of being a big ugly dude is that nobody wants to fuck with you in a dark alley...

Someone said fuck.....