If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[MrPimms]

*raids the speakeasy bar while she is busy catching up, I did pay for a bunch of this liquor anyway*

I’ll ask which speakeasy offers moustachioed clients a discount.

 

[EyesOnHers]

HR types are usually humorless

Hey, welcome to the alley!
Let me direct you to the HR dept...
This place is all about proper procedure.

* hits on head with the paddle and grabs wallet *

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’ll ask which speakeasy offers moustachioed clients a discount.

Come with me... an absolutely reputable speakeasy just round the corner

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I’ll ask which speakeasy offers moustachioed clients a discount.

Probably not this one, these ladies are ruthless in their quest for dinero.

 

[EyesOnHers]

*raids the speakeasy bar while she is busy catching up, I did pay for a bunch of this liquor anyway*

Watching you get woozy on the spiked drinks... before taking your wallet...  again

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Come with me... an absolutely reputable speakeasy just round the corner

Don't fall for it she is just gonna hit you with the paddle and steal your wallet when you round the corner!!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Watching you get woozy on the spiked drinks... before taking your wallet...  again

Now you spike drinks!? Does your shame know no bounds!?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Don't fall for it she is just gonna hit you woth the paddle when you round the corner!!

How dare you!

* cracks you over the head while you talk to the Pimms distributor *

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Now you spike drinks!? Does your shame know no bounds!?

Nope. None.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Now you spike drinks!? Does your shame know no bounds!?

Come into our speakeasy bold as brass and reckon you can steal... you made your own bed Cornell

 

[RDM97756]

Nope. None.

Grasp hold of her and kiss her.

 

[EyesOnHers]

as it appears I am stepping on it here in the alley!

Yeah be careful of that. Sometimes @LordofDargaardkeep releases the hounds and he doesn't clear up after them

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Nope. None.

Figures!

Come into our speakeasy bold as brass and reckon you can steal... you made your own bed Cornell

I took what I had already bought after my stolen wallet money was used for these purchases!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Figures!

I took what I had already bought after my stolen wallet money was used for these purchases!

You snoozed you losed.
Finders keepers and all that. If you weren't so mesmerised with boobs you might still have one of your wallets!
Stop being bitter about it

 

[BullinLouisiana]

You snoozed you losed.
Finders keepers and all that. If you weren't so mesmerised with boobs you might still have one of your wallets!
Stop being bitter about it

Stretch her out

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Grasp hold of her and kiss her.

Such an easy way to find another....wallet.

Where's that shot girl?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Stretch her out

Oh maaate!

* shank in hand *

Wallet swiped!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Oh maaate!

* shank in hand *

Bless his heart*

*(said in Southern )

 

[MedicalMuse]

Are we drinking yet? Or are we reading? Or both?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I am a firm believer in multitasking!

Eyes up, head up, tits out. The girls have wallets to “find”.

 

[Apisto42]

Are we drinking yet? Or are we reading? Or both?

Always both. “Or” is for losers.

I am a firm believer in multitasking!

I read this as multi-asking.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Eyes up, head up, tits out. The girls have wallets to “find”.

 

[Apisto42]

Eyes up, head up, tits out. The girls have wallets to “find”.

My wallet is empty, but you can look.

 

[MedicalMuse]

My wallet is empty, but you can look.

I think you’re supposed to do the looking. I’m supposed to distract you

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Eyes up, head up, tits out. The girls have wallets to “find”.