If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Apisto42]

I think you’re supposed to do the looking. I’m supposed to distract you

*distracted*

 

[Stephie02]

*raids the speakeasy bar while she is busy catching up, I did pay for a bunch of this liquor anyway*

Gonna be paying more now!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Eyes up, head up, tits out.

Finally, someone follows the rules

 

[MedicalMuse]

Finally, someone follows the rules

and that’s why you have no wallet

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Finally, someone follows the rules

Uhhhhhh excuse me, good sir! I follow the rules too!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Are we drinking yet? Or are we reading? Or both?

Eyes up, head up, tits out. The girls have wallets to “find”.

I think you’re supposed to do the looking. I’m supposed to distract you

I can't ... I may have started on the drinking part. But omg these replies

 

[Stephie02]

Don't fall for it she is just gonna hit you with the paddle and steal your wallet when you round the corner!!

Ummmm @LordofDargaardkeep and my personal protector @Greybear7859, this guys giving our secrets away!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Uhhhhhh excuse me, good sir! I follow the rules too!

Nice one @Shymidwestgirl keep him distracted

 

[Stephie02]

My wallet is empty, but you can look.

It is now, how do you think I got this tequila bottle?

 

[MrPimms]

Nice one @Shymidwestgirl keep him distracted

I would ask TLA about this reputable speakeasy … but keep walking to the local pub.

I R SmRT

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

and that’s why you have no wallet

Uhhhhhh excuse me, good sir! I follow the rules too!

and this is why I could never sell the Keep or abandon the alley.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ummmm @LordofDargaardkeep and my personal protector @Greybear7859, this guys giving our secrets away!

He is first on the FAFO list

He is gonna look real cute on the dance floor with his hat pulled down over his eyes and his pants pulled down to his ankles... (hopefully its not drafty.. shrinkage is real!)

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*eats popcorn and waits for the next victim --- I mean visitor*

 

[Apisto42]

*eats popcorn and waits for the next victim --- I mean visitor*

*steals popcorn while she’s busy looking in my empty wallet *

 

[EyesOnHers]

*steals popcorn while she’s busy looking in my empty wallet *

Smirks, watching... stealing popcorn from a member of the sisterhood are you?
Interesting

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Smirks, watching... stealing popcorn from a member of the sisterhood are you?
Interesting

It's OK, that popcorn was infused with Iocane powder.

 

[Apisto42]

Smirks, watching... stealing popcorn from a member of the sisterhood are you?
Interesting

*steals your popcorn as well*

Huh. Tastes funny.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

It's OK, that popcorn was infused with cocaine powder.

FIFY... this is the Alley, weird shit is bound to happen!

 

[dawn_of_night]

are you the special events coordinator for the sisterhood?
Did you get the special request for the place cards and seating charts? AFAF...
( totally asking for me actually, but if I am not placed near @Shymidwestgirl during all festivities I may just lite the whole alley on )

Fuck. I didn't want to sit by your cheeto ass anyhow

 

[dawn_of_night]

Who said popcorn?

Id like some....

 

[dawn_of_night]

are you the special events coordinator for the sisterhood?
Did you get the special request for the place cards and seating charts? AFAF...
( totally asking for me actually, but if I am not placed near @Shymidwestgirl during all festivities I may just lite the whole alley on )

Also.... I prefer Unicorn Princess

 

[Stephie02]

*steals popcorn while she’s busy looking in my empty wallet *

You can't steal our sisters popcorn!

 

[Stephie02]

Id like some....

Here ya go

 

[dawn_of_night]

You can't steal our sisters popcorn!

Shank him with the marshmallow dick!

 

[Stephie02]

*shanks @Apisto42 with marshmallow dick? I'm guessing that's supposed to be stick? Anyway...

Then steals his wallet*

More drinks, ladies!