If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Probably just jerk off. Cause that's what alleys are for when pretty women are in them (this is a joke)

@EyesOnHers you wanna escort him to the somewhat bottomless pit at the edge of town?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I’m not an indentured servant!

Of course not. I mean, I'm not making any promises, but the 401K is doing really well lately with all of our new "investments"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

This is a difficult situation. What if the movie is scary?

Thats why your place card was sat next to mine

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Thats why your place card was sat next to mine

Warning I may end up in your lap…and you can’t say I didn’t tell you in advance. No, I’m not making an advance there is a difference.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Warning I may end up in your lap…and you can’t say I didn’t tell you in advance. No, I’m not making an advance there is a difference.

So instead of Warning you meant to type blessing?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Of course not. I mean, I'm not making any promises, but the 401K is doing really well lately with all of our new "investments"

I feel like there’s a lot of threatening subtext here

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I feel like there’s a lot of threatening subtext here

*whispers 'no, we just make these things as confusing as possible. Would you like to speak to my manager? She can go over the fine print with you?'

@EyesOnHers Can you finish up this onboarding?

 

[Stephie02]

This is a difficult situation. What if the movie is scary?

It is

 

[MedicalMuse]

(Ring ring) calls @MedicalMuse she will know

Yep. But probably some valacyclovir. One dose should do it.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Yep. But probably some valacyclovir. One dose should do it.

(So worth the google)

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Yep. But probably some valacyclovir. One dose should do it.

️️️ ewwwwww

 

[puppett]

is googling a joke same as trying to explain a joke
(So worth the google)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*whispers 'no, we just make these things as confusing as possible. Would you like to speak to my manager? She can go over the fine print with you?'

@EyesOnHers Can you finish up this onboarding?

Nope. I seen what she does with monkey brains *shudder*

 

[ScarletDaisy]

is googling a joke same as trying to explain a joke
(So worth the google)

Sorry, I'm just a simple pickpocket. I have to google medical terms to understand when they are used humorously.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Nope. I seen what she does with monkey brains *shudder*

I knew we should have removed that from the training video.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

(So worth the google)

not if it shows a spotted dick

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

is googling a joke same as trying to explain a joke
(So worth the google)

No.

 

[Stephie02]

we need to get both of those out of the training video, shouldn't have HR caught that?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

not if it shows a spotted dick

I'm not telling.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I told you ODAG was hiding here.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Sorry, I'm just a simple pickpocket. I have to google medical terms to understand when they are used humorously.

Sooo...you're a Fingersmith

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well fancy meeting you in this dark alley!

Uuhhh.... *flashes boobs* ***runs***

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Sooo...you're a fingersmith

yes, but you should probably offer the lady a wet wipe before you kiss her hand

 

[Paul_Chance]

“Give me your wallet!”

 

[*Twisted*]

Uuhhh.... *flashes boobs* ***runs***

Come back! It’s dark in this alley, I need another feel, I mean look