If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Sexy_Singer]

yes, but you should probably offer the lady a wet wipe before you kiss her hand

They could always...Tip the Velvet.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Like cow tipping?

They could always...Tip the Velvet.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Come back! It’s dark in this alley, I need another feel, I mean look

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Like cow tipping?

(No)

 

[dawn_of_night]

Come back! It’s dark in this alley, I need another feel, I mean look

 

[dommastermark]

Like cow tipping?

Trying to decide if tipping a cow involves giving it a fiver or turning it upside down

 

[MedicalMuse]

Trying to decide if tipping a cow involves giving it a fiver or turning it upside down

You should probably leave the alley and go find yourself someplace with cows, where cow tipping can be taught appropriately

 

[dommastermark]

You should probably leave the alley and go find yourself someplace with cows, where cow tipping can be taught appropriately

(Exits quietly, stage left, in search of a dairy farmer)

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

(Exits quietly, stage left, in search of a dairy farmer)

Don’t look at me. Our farms are full of corn or pigs. Not cows…sorry.

 

[RDM97756]

Sorry.. this is not where I parked my car, i will leave now.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Or he could stick around for the BBQ... we have extra charcoal starter and matches?.
pretty sure we were making s'mores too!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Or he could stick around for the BBQ... we have extra charcoal starter and matches?.
pretty sure we were making s'mores too!

Omg. Are you using my cock shanks???

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

I'd say 'sorry for eavesdropping, but I've gotta know more about these "cock shanks" ????'

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Omg. Are you using my cock shanks???

NO WAY! Prince Albert resides in a different castle altogether!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Shank him for skipping. #rude

 

[Graybear1826]

Bow, take her gently by the hand and say "This is not the debauchery you are looking for. I know where we can find you a higher class of debauchery. "

 

[dawn_of_night]

Shank him for skipping. #rude

Omg. I forgot abouts the rules.....

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

I'd shout loudly "I COULD TELL. DON'T MIND ME. ALONE IN THIS WEIRDLY SOCIABLE ALLEY"

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'd shout loudly "I COULD TELL. DON'T MIND ME. ALONE IN THIS WEIRDLY SOCIABLE ALLEY"

So the marshmallow cock shanks....

You want flavored or original????

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

I have a very sweet tooth if this is edible and not a trick to stab my willy, I will take flavoured.



If it is a trick to stab my willy, unflavoured will do

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I'd shout loudly "I COULD TELL. DON'T MIND ME. ALONE IN THIS WEIRDLY SOCIABLE ALLEY"

So the marshmallow cock shanks....

You want flavored or original????

Why are you shouting? @dawn_of_night is standing right next to you.

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

Why are you shouting? @dawn_of_night is standing right next to you.

'Cause I was skipped!! Had to be sure I wasn't a ghost. But hey, now there's three of us. Marshmellow time?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Flavored or original?

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

What flavours you packing?

 

[boo56]

Why are we all crowding into this dark alley, anyway?