If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't
Ask
The sisterhood
Questions

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just did what @dawn_of_night said

Always dangerous

 

[mijayoo]

I’m definitely not spanking his monkey

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

thats basically the same as the alleys union card

 

[EyesOnHers]

Oh dear...

 

[Stephie02]

Not in my alley or speakeasy mister.

Ladies? We now have a pet monkey!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Not in my alley or speakeasy mister.

Ladies? We now have a pet monkey!

Is it Punch? He needs saving anyway?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I’m definitely not spanking his monkey

say that after the sisterhood buys you drinks in the speakeasy

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don’t be bringing me down with you!

*dangles a nickel*

 

[ScarletDaisy]

say that after the sisterhood buys you drinks in the speakeasy

Or after a bite of the popcorn.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is it Punch? He needs saving anyway?

Punch?
Like a throat punch????

 

[*Twisted*]

*dangles a nickel*

Well fancy meeting you in this dark alley!

 

[Stephie02]

Is it Punch? He needs saving anyway?

No it's Salacious

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Punch?
Like a throat punch????

No, no, no - he’s a baby monkey abandoned by his mom and got bullied. He has a stuffy. Last I heard he got adopted by a new mom and has found love. He’s a social media sensation.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not in my alley or speakeasy mister.

Ladies? We now have a pet monkey!

Sorry ladies, I’m not available for command performances. I’ve got a keeper

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Sorry ladies, I’m not available for command performances. I’ve got a keeper

Like Punch you got a Mommy?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh dear...

New here huh?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

No, no, no - he’s a baby monkey abandoned by his mom and got bullied. He has a stuffy. Last I heard he got adopted by a new mom and has found love. He’s a social media sensation.

I think I seen an advertisement for a horror movie about that playing on prime right now

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I think I seen an advertisement for a horror movie about that playing on prime right now

Wrong channel. No.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Sorry ladies, I’m not available for command performances. I’ve got a keeper

Maybe we could come to an agreement???

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Wrong channel. No.

but I have all this popcorn

 

[danjtoy]

Probably just jerk off. Cause that's what alleys are for when pretty women are in them (this is a joke)

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

but I have all this popcorn

This is a difficult situation. What if the movie is scary?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe we could come to an agreement???
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I’m not an indentured servant!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably just jerk off. Cause that's what alleys are for when pretty women are in them (this is a joke)

Pssst good rule of thumb, if you gotta explain it’s a joke, it’s probably not a good joke!