If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[CuriousCat89]

I'd remind him that he's not just Dave. He's much more!

Edit: too slow!
I'd remind him that he's also not just dave.

 

[jonnoback]

Do you mean Rodney?

Or do you mean "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Be careful. I seen this before. You let one brat in and before you know it….BAM Bratfestation!

Especially that one!
She is like the ring leader and already associates with members of the sisterhood...
There won't be any wallets or trousers left on anybody visiting this place soon

I don't know what you could possibly mean

Do you mean Rodney?

Or do you mean "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

I'd be careful in this alley, pants are disappearing left and right

 

[EyesOnHers]

I don't know what you could possibly mean

I'd be careful in this alley, pants are disappearing left and right

Hey @Chloe_Harper I've just finished real life work after a stupidly long day.
Heading to the speakeasy... drinks on me if you fancy one

 

[jonnoback]

Hey @Chloe_Harper I've just finished real life work after a stupidly long day.
Heading to the speakeasy... drinks on me if you fancy one

All right... you made me do it!

You're gonna need that towel from yesterday to wipe the drinks up. Or... I might have another idea...

 

[EyesOnHers]

All right... you made me do it!

You're gonna need that towel from yesterday to wipe the drinks up. Or... I might have another idea...

Shanked, wallet taken and body thrown in the pit!

 

[jonnoback]

Shanked, wallet taken and body thrown in the pit!

Sniff... is that the best you can do?

Oh wait... it's been a very long day for you... Prosecco?

 

[JDub86]

Sniff... is that the best you can do?

Oh wait... it's been a very long day for you... Prosecco?

Would approach slowly, hoody covering my face. Pull something out of my pants.

Then asking for a like and subscribe to my YouTube channel as you realize you’re staring at my phone screen.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Would approach slowly, hoody covering my face. Pull something out of my pants.

Then asking for a like and subscribe to my YouTube channel as you realize you’re staring at my phone screen.

I am going to escort the lad over to the pit and assure him all the people willing to smash his buttons are hanging out there...

 

[jonnoback]

You cannot smash my buttons!

https://www.cadbury.co.uk/products/cadbury-dairy-milk-chocolate-buttons-bag-100g/

 

[EyesOnHers]

I am going to escort the lad over to the pit and assure him all the people willing to smash his buttons are hanging out there...

Hey @LordofDargaardkeep if okay, this one is under my protection for the mo as he's a newbie and learning the ropes
Also he is working for free at the speakeasy and is a pretty decent potwash

 

[EyesOnHers]

You cannot smash my buttons!

https://www.cadbury.co.uk/products/cadbury-dairy-milk-chocolate-buttons-bag-100g/

Steals the chocolate too

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Hey @LordofDargaardkeep if okay, this one is under my protection for the mo as he's a newbie and learning the ropes
Also he is working for free at the speakeasy and is a pretty decent potwash

Ok deal, you can keep your pet
But remind him the amended rules... " No one touches MY fairy"
Or drago the dragon burns his ass!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ok deal, you can keep your pet
But remind him the amended rules... " No one touches MY fairy"
Or drago the dragon burns his ass!

You’ve been waiting to use that line….

Giggles and scoots away before he can catch me….(ok not that fast I want him to catch me ).

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'd wonder aloud what all these people are doing in this dark alley... It feels like there are nicer places we could be.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ok deal, you can keep your pet
But remind him the amended rules... " No one touches MY fairy"
Or drago the dragon burns his ass!

Done. I've got the ball gag after all.
Also the septic tank needs cleaning, so you know... let's see how ot goes until that's done at least

 

[stu_gats_2000]

As per her name... all eyes on her

 

[EyesOnHers]

You’ve been waiting to use that line….

Giggles and scoots away before he can catch me….(ok not that fast I want him to catch me ).

Why do I suspect I won't be seeing the Lord and Lady for a little while?

 

[EyesOnHers]

I'd wonder aloud what all these people are doing in this dark alley... It feels like there are nicer places we could be.

As per her name... all eyes on her

*thinks ooh new  victims visitors, readies the marshmallow cock shank*

Hey guys, come to the speakeasy... first drink is free.
Flashes boobs... steals wallets

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What in the world is a marshmallow cock shank?
No... no... I'd rather not know.

 

[jonnoback]

Someone lovely mention boobs?

 

[snexxer]

What in the world is a marshmallow cock shank?
No... no... I'd rather not know.

I asked the same thing. I was told it is as it says it is. Which told me nothing.

Fancy a glass of Loch lomond 12 year old whisky?

 

[jonnoback]

*thinks ooh new  victims visitors, readies the marshmallow cock shank*

Hey guys, come to the speakeasy... first drink is free.
Flashes boobs... steals wallets

Don't know about anyone else but somehow my spidey sense is saying trouble that I know nothing about is being delivered with a smile

 

[EyesOnHers]

Don't know about anyone else but somehow my spidey sense is saying trouble that I know nothing about is being delivered with a smile

You may or may not be correct

Also psssst... you missed the poster above you who was offering you a whisky!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Whisky?