If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Porkwarrior]

Toss some reese's pieces at him.

Strike a cool pose and pretend I wasn't just checking out her ass.

 

[sks43]

Shield myself, as the temptress is clearly trying to give me diabetes:

I would never! I kinda miss your old avatar is all...

Strike a cool pose and pretend I wasn't just checking out her ass.

Notice you looking and so I try to toss some reese's pieces in my mouth all nonchalant, but missing and having them fall down my cleavage, then look around all embarrased.

 

[Lunation]

Then I would lift my shirt to distract her as I slowly back away before she can call in her alien...

 

[Porkwarrior]

Notice you looking and so I try to toss some reese's pieces in my mouth all nonchalant, but missing and having them fall down my cleavage, then look around all embarrased.

Invent a new game called "Reese's Pieces Body Shots" and resist the urge to motorboat her cleavage using only my tongue to grab the last red one.

It's always the red ones!

 

[Sundayschild]

Invent a new game called "Reese's Pieces Body Shots" and resist the urge to motorboat her cleavage using only my tongue to grab the last red one.

It's always the red ones!

Manly fist bump, natch

 

[sks43]

Then I would lift my shirt to distract her as I slowly back away before she can call in her alien...

But, but... he misses you! Don't back away. C'mere...

Invent a new game called "Reese's Pieces Body Shots" and resist the urge to motorboat her cleavage using only my tongue to grab the last red one.

It's always the red ones!

Walks over to give him a bag of reese's pieces... there aren't red ones.

 

[sks43]

Manly fist bump, natch

Ooh... after noticing that profile picture just stare

 

[Porkwarrior]

Walks over to give him a bag of reese's pieces... there aren't red ones.

Oh somewhere there is a red Reese's Pieces...

Fine then, I'll just motorboat her cleavage

 

[Plane_Guy]

Oh somewhere there is a red Reese's Pieces...

Fine then, I'll just motorboat her cleavage

Compliment the bike.

 

[ForestFlame]

Compliment the bike.

Casually walk over, whistling all innocently and check if the plane is locked or not!

 

[Azuldrgon]

*looks around*
Kinda quiet since last night.

 

[ForestFlame]

*looks around*
Kinda quiet since last night.

yeah their moms called them home for dinner!

 

[walkingeagle]

yeah their moms called them home for dinner!

Grope her politely

 

[ForestFlame]

Grope her politely

hahaha how does one do that? LOL


smack his butt, bite him and run off giggling

 

[walkingeagle]

hahaha how does one do that? LOL


smack his butt, bite him and run off giggling

chase her

 

[ForestFlame]

chase her

do a triple backflip so I landed behind him, give him a super wedgie and run off giggling

 

[Silentnerd]

do a triple backflip so I landed behind him, give him a super wedgie and run off giggling

Offer to let her take control

 

[ForestFlame]

Offer to let her take control

then that's not me taking control is it? It's you giving it to me LOL

 

[Silentnerd]

then that's not me taking control is it? It's you giving it to me LOL

That's true

 

[ForestFlame]

That's true

Take control, bite him, give him a wedgie and a lollipop

 

[Silentnerd]

Take control, bite him, give him a wedgie and a lollipop

Bite her back and share lollipop

 

[ForestFlame]

Bite her back and share lollipop

reminisce about the good old days when we used to bite each other lol

 

[meop79]

Whisper in her ear.

 

[ForestFlame]

Whisper in her ear.

whisper in his

 

[meop79]

Find a quiet place to whisper to each other...