If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[scots1920]

Accept my punishment for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Accept my punishment for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Take his hand and lead him back to the light

 

[RickTango]

Take his hand and lead him back to the light

Have a dance and avoid stepping on her toes in the dark.

 

[papadoc19]

Challenge him to a duel for the fate of Troy

 

[ForestFlame]

Challenge him to a duel for the fate of Troy

grab some popcorn and watch the duel

 

[Porkwarrior]

grab some popcorn and watch the duel

Bring a paddock stand

 

[ForestFlame]

Bring a paddock stand

hahaha


Tell him not to use my own tricks against me! lol

 

[Ginmill72]

hahaha


Tell him not to use my own tricks against me! lol

Give her a kiss and squeeze her was, as I walk on to the bar.

 

[ForestFlame]

Give her a kiss and squeeze her was, as I walk on to the bar.

give him a bear hug, just because x

 

[papadoc19]

give him a bear hug, just because x

Give her a gentle bite

 

[ForestFlame]

Give her a gentle bite

tickle him under his chin x

 

[Handsonyou]

tickle him under his chin x

Tickle lower than her chin.

 

[ForestFlame]

Tickle lower than her chin.

pinch his butt

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

pinch his butt

offer to buy her a drink

 

[ForestFlame]

offer to buy her a drink

get the next round

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

get the next round

my turn and a shot of tequila is in order now

 

[ForestFlame]

my turn and a shot of tequila is in order now

put some tunes on the jukebox

Toast to to life and Lit

 

[Kat73]

put some tunes on the jukebox

Toast to to life and Lit

Depends on if her fangs were out or not.

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

get the next round

put some tunes on the jukebox

Toast to to life and Lit

ask her what she wants to hear...gladly toast....who gets the worm

 

[ForestFlame]

Depends on if her fangs were out or not.

invite her to join us for a drink x (put fangs away)

 

[meop79]

Whisper in her ear.

 

[ForestFlame]

Whisper in her ear.

hahaha you and your whispers lol

smack his bum

 

[Lunation]

hahaha you and your whispers lol

smack his bum

Hand over my wallet. Beg for my life.

 

[sks43]

Hand over my wallet. Beg for my life.

Toss some reese's pieces at him.

 

[Lunation]

Toss some reese's pieces at him.

Shield myself, as the temptress is clearly trying to give me diabetes: