haha_on_me
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I was going to save her from the dark alley, but...*eyes get wide*
Steal her shoes. Wait a sec, she doesn't wear shoes!
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I was going to save her from the dark alley, but...*eyes get wide*
Steal her shoes. Wait a sec, she doesn't wear shoes!
Would-be-thief! *grabs his kilt*
What are you hiding in here?
Give her my shoes.
politely ask if he would like a 'starter wedgie'Ask him where is odie

politely ask if he would like a 'starter wedgie'![]()
Tell him to hide cos Leonidas is on the prowl!With an av like that, I'd check for my holy water. And then secretly be glad I forgotten it.

Tell him to hide cos Leonidas is on the prowl!![]()
Tell him to hide cos Leonidas is on the prowl!![]()
and then hugs her tightly.hug my favourite Dragon and give him a thank you kissand then hugs her tightly.

politely ask if he would like a 'starter wedgie'![]()
play fight the lycan and vampire battlesAcknowledge his presence and keep walking
play fight the lycan and vampire battles
Playfully nibble on her
Offer my throat to the wolf with the red roses


Tickle her fancy!![]()
Offer my trench coat...you must be cold!
Enjoy seeing her sans trenchcoat

Awwww at a box of tiny kittens that need a home![]()
Do some kitties need a good licking?![]()
Haha...no...not those ones.
*takes the box of kittens and backs away slowly*![]()
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Help her safeguard her kittens. Never know when Donald Trump might show up and try to grab em.
I'd caution him about making political comments in a dark alley, lest some liberal looking for baseball teams to shoot up should be in the vicinity
I'd explain that baseball fields are much more practical locations for playing baseball than dark alleys.