starrynightin64
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I'd quietly stay back and watch for a TMZ crew following and filming the Squirrel.
I'd quietly stay back and watch for a TMZ crew following and filming the Squirrel.
Azuldrgon
Big Blue Guy
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Iceprincess12
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Feel relieved he isn't a serial killer on the loose.
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AnalCreampieGiver
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Well seeing that it's past four in the morning I would suggest we grab some breakfast lol better than being in a dark alley 
where_is_RUTH
Fallen snowboarder
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baking, the answer is always baking
Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Apparently, get hungry. Baked goods!
done_got_old
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Scream, "FIRE!" Your guess is as good as mine.
devilsanus
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Teach him the ways of my people, show him how to make a delicious dumpster meal.
ForestFlame
Burning Bright
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offer him a cooling suppository
Silentnerd
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Shove her up against wall kiss her deeply then turn and walk away
ForestFlame
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look around confused, who was that? lol
ForestFlame
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distract him with a boob flash and then zip behind him and give him a cosmic wedgie and butt smack before skipping off singing Bat out of Hell
just4friends
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I thought I would be ok... before she revealed her cosmic weggie plan.
Ha! I get the boobie flash... and she finds a kilt and no weggibles
Ha! I get the boobie flash... and she finds a kilt and no weggibles
ForestFlame
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use my phone to get an up kilt shot and run off in triumph!
_valkyrie_
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Tell her we have to stop meeting like this.
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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I'd encourage her to keep meeting FF just the same, and I'll film it!
ForestFlame
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give him some undies to wear, because he probably is bare assed again, and then wedgie him to within an inch of his life, bite him, butt slap, chinese burn and run off giggling!
Taegul
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I'd humbly decline her granny panties, not really my style. Then I'd escort her to VS for a style upgrade.
Xerxes82
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Offer to help her get a cab or an Uber, and keep her company until it arrives.
shadow_anon2u
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Invite him for a drink, MrsMendez too if her ride is running late. The more the merrier
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ForestFlame
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walk by him and slip a listening device into his pocket to find out what makes him so secretive
Silentnerd
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Sneak up behind her grab her give her a nipple twister and bite her neck
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