If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[DesmondinExile]

Complement her style

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

Complement her style

pass,on by head held high making eye contact

 

[ForestFlame]

pass,on by head held high making eye contact

jump on his back, bite his neck and wedgie him, before placing him in the prone position to recover

 

[lowphat]

jump on his back, bite his neck and wedgie him, before placing him in the prone position to recover

Stroke her pussy.

I hear he's a sweet little thing

 

[Firecracker]

I would probably say hello and introduce myself

 

[ForestFlame]

Stroke her pussy.

I hear he's a sweet little thing

tell him to be careful of my pussy.....he's always hungry too and has a voracious appetite...

 

[Taegul]

tell him to be careful of my pussy.....he's always hungry too and has a voracious appetite...

I'd just wedgie myself and run away leaving her very confused.

 

[AKS]

I'd just wedgie myself and run away leaving her very confused.

I'd hope I was in his company and not a random encounter.

 

[Handsonyou]

I'd hope I was in his company and not a random encounter.

Spank her ass of course.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Spank her ass of course.

I'd pull up my mini skirt so he could put his hands on me. Then run like hell.

 

[lowphat]

I'd pull up my mini skirt so he could put his hands on me. Then run like hell.

Slap her ass as she runs by

 

[ForestFlame]

Slap her ass as she runs by

pretend I was a cop and frisk him for fun

 

[_valkyrie_]

I'd start thinking I need wander into other dark alleys.

 

[papadoc19]

I'd start thinking I need wander into other dark alleys.

Lick her fingers

 

[Taegul]

Lick her fingers

I'd hand him a cross and some holy water because you just know that ForestFlame will be by any second to wedgie the Hell out of him. Always use protection, PD!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Slap her ass as she runs by

I run slow in 6" heels. I'd have to stop, bend over, and remove them.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

I run slow in 6" heels. I'd have to stop, bend over, and remove them.

while you bend over... let me left your skirt

 

[ForestFlame]

while you bend over... let me left your skirt

neckbite, wedgie the usual....it's what I do....can't change the nature of the beast!

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

neckbite, wedgie the usual....it's what I do....can't change the nature of the beast!

run and fecking hide

 

[ForestFlame]

run and fecking hide

did you say run? AHAHAHAHHA

Wet myself laughing because it's hard to imagine him vertical let alone running!

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

neckbite, wedgie the usual....it's what I do....can't change the nature of the beast!

did you say run? AHAHAHAHHA

Wet myself laughing because it's hard to imagine him vertical let alone running!

give her a new horse to beat to death

 

[ForestFlame]

give her a new horse to beat to death

aww I wouldn't hurt a horse! lol


Report him for selling an animal for the purposes of cruelty!

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

aww I wouldn't hurt a horse! lol


Report him for selling an animal for the purposes of cruelty!

citizens arrest for lack of creativity

 

[ForestFlame]

citizens arrest for lack of creativity

ninja roll, jugular bite, front wedgie, back wedgie, chinese burn and knuckle rub on the top of the head...


(does the citizens arrest come with handcuffs?.....asking for a friend!)

 

[Xerxes82]

ninja roll, jugular bite, front wedgie, back wedgie, chinese burn and knuckle rub on the top of the head...


(does the citizens arrest come with handcuffs?.....asking for a friend!)

In order? High five, assume anti-wedgie stance, ogle her shamelessly as she walks away.