If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[Cabooseluvr]

Bakers dozen of dream catchers!

 

[loquere]

Bakers dozen of dream catchers!

Tomatoes, eggs, toilet paper & a ski mask.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Tomatoes, eggs, toilet paper & a ski mask.

Skip eggs please!

 

[loquere]

Skip eggs please!

A closed sign

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Flip flops and condoms

 

[Sweet_Lara]

A hobo pie and a 45 of Tiny Dancer

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Moss for the garden and tiki torches

 

[TongueLust]

Cow tongue
Chewing tobacco
Orange juice

I actually have Chewing tobacco, but it's not for me.

Stay out my business.
_________________________________________________


Jack Link's Beef Jerky.

 

[loquere]

I actually have Chewing tobacco, but it's not for me.

Stay out my business.
_________________________________________________


Jack Link's Beef Jerky.

A baby goat, and a bottle of holy water.

 

[Cat]

A baby goat, and a bottle of holy water.

Crackers, water and loads of fruits

 

[Shenanigans90]

Crackers, water and loads of fruits

A naughty Cat Woman costume

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A naughty Cat Woman costume

A desk calendar for 2022 that has a joke for every day, also some firecrackers and a bottle of bubbly.

 

[tnman03]

A desk calendar for 2022 that has a joke for every day, also some firecrackers and a bottle of bubbly.

Flowers, cat toys, cat nip and some very naughty toys for her own use

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Flowers, cat toys, cat nip and some very naughty toys for her own use

You know me well!

A plane ticket to Arizona of course and some lingerie as a hostess gift

 

[ydahecnot]

You know me well!

A plane ticket to Arizona of course and some lingerie as a hostess gift

Cactus juice

 

[Shenanigans90]

Too slow, skip me

 

[NastyNyx]

Too slow, skip me

Condoms, oysters and a comic book.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Condoms, oysters and a comic book.

Sunscreen and beach gear

 

[bobb_sledd]

Sunscreen and beach gear

A large container of cocoa butter and scented candles.

 

[Anastasia1999]

A large container of cocoa butter and scented candles.

Rubber gloves, a fly swatter and a gallon of lube

 

[munch2much]

Rubber gloves, a fly swatter and a gallon of lube

A copy of Das Kapital and recipes for nettle tea

 

[bushyTrail]

A denim-specific fabric softener, a dozen cabbages and a lot of mayonnaise, for a "weekend of fun" (?)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A denim-specific fabric softener, a dozen cabbages and a lot of mayonnaise, for a "weekend of fun" (?)

Machete, flashlight, Fleshlight, and mosquito spray.

 

[loquere]

Machete, flashlight, Fleshlight, and mosquito spray.

Oranges

 

[Cat]

Lactose free milk
Oatmeal cookies
Apples
Filet mignon