If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[water_moutina]

A shotgun, decoys and a bird call

a book that teaches magic tricks

 

[loquere]

a book that teaches magic tricks

Vegan water.

 

[jjni]

Vegan water.

Too many cat biscuits to be reasonably explained and a single dog bowl.

 

[loquere]

Too many cat biscuits to be reasonably explained and a single dog bowl.

A machete & stain remover.

 

[DeckardNYC]

A machete & stain remover.

4 gallons of Stoli, a bottle of tonic water and a lime.

 

[bushyTrail]

4 gallons of Stoli, a bottle of tonic water and a lime.

A lot of super-creepy spare parts for mannequins. And cheerios.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

A weed wacker, sling blade (some ppl call it a Kaiser blade) and a couple pounds of hot wings

 

[bushyTrail]

Coasters, a bunch of matches and gasoline for a weekend of "fun" in California.

 

[water_moutina]

Coasters, a bunch of matches and gasoline for a weekend of "fun" in California.

A book titled "LUBE for the NOOB, without getting it all over the BOOB"

 

[loquere]

A book titled "LUBE for the NOOB, without getting it all over the BOOB"

Floodlight sandbags and camo.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Floodlight sandbags and camo.

A blow-up chicken shaped sex doll.

 

[JerseyJade]

A blow-up chicken shaped sex doll.

There would be nothing in his cart. When he goes to the store, he puts everything in his pockets and walks out of the store without paying for it.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

A blow-up chicken shaped sex doll.

A fine assortment of cheeses and a live goat.

 

[OxfordJack]

A fine assortment of cheeses and a live goat.

Two T-bones and a six pack of Rolling Rock

 

[tnh_06]

A fine assortment of cheeses and a live goat.

A whole pile of panties and one thong buried in the middle, like finding a needle in a haystack

 

[DeckardNYC]

A whole pile of panties and one thong buried in the middle, like finding a needle in a haystack

A 36 pack of condoms. Or, as he calls them, the "weekender."

 

[jjni]

A 36 pack of condoms. Or, as he calls them, the "weekender."

A hammer and so much duct tape...

 

[Anastasia1999]

A hammer and so much duct tape...

A 6 pack of Caffreys stout and a potato farl.

#Iloveulster

 

[Jake069258]

Chocolate and Ginger Ale
...and Ulster

Fireball and queso fixins?

 

[ShyGuy1855]

Fireball and queso fixins?

Vintage Bottles of Zima

 

[Jake069258]

Yusssss!!!

He'd have that Coors crap everybody ribs him about.
and possibly ribs...

Don't forget some old james bond movies out of the discount bin!! Haha. Skip me.

 

[jasonmason]

Where they belong!
Don't skip me... I said underwear.

Some sexy lingerie, candles and a bottle of wine

 

[Cat]

Some sexy lingerie, candles and a bottle of wine

Newspaper
10 drybags
Exceptional good hand lotion
And some protein bars

 

[LizVegas79]

Newspaper
10 drybags
Exceptional good hand lotion
And some protein bars

A bottle of pinot grigio
A creamy gouda
A box of water crackers
Fresh blueberries
And a street map of Las Vegas

 

[DeckardNYC]

A bottle of pinot grigio
A creamy gouda
A box of water crackers
Fresh blueberries
And a street map of Las Vegas

A copy of "My Blue Heaven"